Cunnilingus Warning

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I heard about this years ago,it killed a an aqaintance of mine, he had a black beard which turned ginger where he dribbled the fanny juice down it, his beard was like yosemite sams with the two long ginger streaks either side.If you are at all worried get the dog to do it, when it loses interest slap some marmite on it dog will lap it all day.

Absolutely vile.

Seek help.

you're so easy neb

Angry Dad wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I heard about this years ago,it killed a an aqaintance of mine, he had a black beard which turned ginger where he dribbled the fanny juice down it, his beard was like yosemite sams with the two long ginger streaks either side.If you are at all worried get the dog to do it, when it loses interest slap some marmite on it dog will lap it all day.

Absolutely vile.

Seek help.

you're so easy neb

likewise.

Is it only men who can get cancer from performing this, because there has been no comments on this from the women of Lesbos

That sucks.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:
What on earth is offensive about pleasuring a lady?

I was about to bite into a chicken kiev when I read your post, and all I could picture was you going muff diving on a walrus.

Cheers.

The walrus comment didn't go down too well with the missus who keeps a tidy garden.
You shouldn't demean women's bits in that way - they're beautiful and should be treated with respect.
How you can "picture" me is beyond me as you've never seen me, let alone seen me pleasuring a woman. At least I don't remember you having done so. You aren't the mousey blonde I met in Moka on Fishergate who spent an afternoon with me and then stalked me for a month are you? If so I'm a slightly concerned.