Let battle commence

Here goes, rather than vote offs and long tedious threads of he said she said why not do a literary style rap battle. Someone can challenge someone else or nominate two people (nat boggers and scott, I'm hoping you will be up for this with your hiphop influences) and do a verse ripping the piss out of your opponent. Do we have any first takers.

Nat should go first.

Against you Scott? ?

If needs be

I'll have a go.

Where is soul kitchen when you need him. He would destroy Nat.

Michael Bolton wrote:Where is soul kitchen when you need him. He would destroy Nat.

I use him as a footstool.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I'll have a go.

Go on then.

There's a few cunts on this site I'd like to rip apart

I'm spoilt for choice and don't know where to start

So I'll start with the cunt right at the top

I'm calling out Passi, lets hear your hip hop.

Bdp. Quality start. So passi....... you in

Someone who uses as many swear words as Bernard does, isn't going to win a battle of linguistics.

Top be fair he only used one (twice)

I've got more but I'm waiting for Passi to step up first.

Looks like I win that battle.

Most people on here call you b d p
I prefer dick head as you can see
There's nothing clever about your rhyme
And your written word is a crime
With an age higher than his own iq
Im sure he struggles to tie his own shoe
That's pretty much all I have to say
Apart from one more thing, dave loves the Gay

y2johnny wrote:Most people on here call you b d p
I prefer dick head as you can see
There's nothing clever about your rhyme
And your written word is a crime
With an age higher than his own iq
Im sure he struggles to tie his own shoe
That's pretty much all I have to say
Apart from one more thing, dave loves the Gay

Is it Male, female or chick with a dick
One thing you can say is it isn't that thick
Bolton to it is more like marmite
And it has a short fuse when it comes to posting shite
Preston business it of the year
Leaves most on here quivering in fear
But natasha or nigel you decide
After writing this im off to hide

y2johnny wrote:Is it Male, female or chick with a dick
One thing you can say is it isn't that thick
Bolton to it is more like marmite
And it has a short fuse when it comes to posting shite
Preston business it of the year
Leaves most on here quivering in fear
But natasha or nigel you decide
After writing this im off to hide

Twat.

y2johnny wrote:Most people on here call you b d p
I prefer dick head as you can see
There's nothing clever about your rhyme
And your written word is a crime
With an age higher than his own iq
Im sure he struggles to tie his own shoe
That's pretty much all I have to say
Apart from one more thing, dave loves the Gay

So up steps Johnny from his Salford slum

Born to a jailbird dad and a crackhead mum

A dirty slag always desperate for rock

Give her £2 and she'll suck your cock

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Johnny's done the same since age 3

Now fuck off back to your coucil house

And set a better example to your child and spouse