Let battle commence

Bdp reckons we are ruining his poker

The truth is he is busy tugging over reo coker

We all know what it means if he says he has a good hand

He uses it regularly to service many a different band

Being an old Queen he needs to do it while he can

Soon he will loose the ability and feel less of a man

Don't worry bdp you'll Look fetching in a frock

Just don't forget to tuck away your teeny tiny cock

Excellent stuff from a few people now.

Still no show from Passi though.

Shithouse.

It's only the world wide web and I'm just here for laughs,
Though when getting sacked by Manny I set up my own gaff,
I message the top posters, they don't think I'm daft -
That's because I bribed them, now they're all forum staff

Is your forum quiet? Keep tabs on your inbox -
For an arrogant proposal to come and join my flops
I never really understood why you do not like me
And I've not seen the Wanderers play since 1983

Although I can't post on them, they refer to me as 'Guest'
I lurk on all the forums, a gnarled finger on 'refresh'
Why do they all ban me? They act with undue haste
My posting style is magic, I call it "copy and paste"

Don't irk me with false claims that you are just fifteen,
I'll find the truth, I'll sniff around, I'll watch your YouTube stream
I've checked your IP logins when you've been on from 'school'
And studied you in detail when dipping in your pool

I spend my days productive - counting up the posts,
So I can brag and bluster, that they use Nuts the most.
I'm selective with the facts and you oughtn't annoy me
I can easily draft a mental email to my friends at GMP

With a name like mine you think id be a Manc

But when in truth im nothing but a little skank

I come round other forums just to piss and moan

Like I have done just now in the above bitter groan

Truth is this sites better than the rest and I'm jealous

Other forum mods seem to get over zealous

Ill keep it to a mininum as you can tell im not that bright

And my brain needs a rest before I spout anymore shite

A quick one for Magoo while I see he's online....

Mr Magoo

Smells of poo

He's never been the Reebok

And he's got a scabby cock

Must admit i'm digging this thread.

Or has the sun gone to my head.

Never mind coz at my age, innit.

It'll soon be time alas to binit.

So you dudes carry on rapping

It sure beats the sound of me crapping.

Hi Mr Robson

Your nickname is thrush that's me being blunt
it reflects on you being an irritating cunt
your post count is low which tells me your new
by reading your crap your part of the mavies crew
but stick around and don't be gone
I look forward to you being ripped a new one
no matter which forum you spend your days
you'll always nip back over there with the rest of the gays
so a bit of advice when coming on here
show some respect you fucking manc queer

Martinbwfc everybody

y2johnny wrote:Martinbwfc everybody

That's shit, it doesn't even rhyme.

It was a well done but you've fucked that up

Not one of mine but an old school classic...

My old man he told me

Bryan Robsons got VD

With a nicknackpaddywhack give the dog a bone

Man United fuck off home

Bryan Robson, what a Twat

Reminds me of that Cunt, Largehat.

Hey Magoo, i called out you, I thought i would of kicked your arse, but Nats extra six votes made it a farce.

I'll challenge you at this though, a bit of rap because at the end of the day i think your crap.

Your a secret red, it made me laugh when you shaved your balls and ended up in a hospital bed, it's a waste of time your dinner thread.

Anyway I'm off now to have a smoke, stay down south you fucking joke

Angry Dad your a real life tit
all your posts are full of shit
your not shagging two birds
it's all hollow words
your imaginations good I'll give you that
but you do come across as a proper twat
now don't get me wrong you're not the worst around here
no thats Michael Bolton the Chelsea queer.

Angry dad you think ur hard
in reality ur a fucking tard.

Angry Dad wont be happy when he sees this shite.

You might be offered out , for a big fight.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:Where is soul kitchen when you need him. He would destroy Nat.

I use him as a footstool.

That's funny, being an rswipe you'd know what a stool is!

What's the point in beating about the bush with all this rhyming shite?
Tell it as it is in simple English!!

I wonder lonely as a cloud, and here Scott screaming out loud.
I hear him say help Mr Magoo, BDP is stabbing my poo.
I walk away in disgust, as Bdp is going to bust.

Mr Magoo wrote:I wonder lonely as a cloud, and here Scott screaming out loud.
I hear him say help Mr Magoo, BDP is stabbing my poo.
I walk away in disgust, as Bdp is going to bust.

Clouds wonder? Can't be true!
If only Mr Wordsworth knew
Knowing that, he might have penned
A different poem outlining his thesis regarding random vapour formations having superior intelligence to the aggressive primates that are temporarily the dominant species on this planet - in the end.