Let battle commence

So the old man has decided to grow a dick
Makes a change from sucking them nice n thick
The gay boy insults where I call home
Go on then dave ill chuck you a bone
Im also really big and fat
Lets see what you can do with that
One more thing before I go
Hows life treating you. You fucking homo

Hats off though dave. That was a good un.

All credit to you for having a go

Unlike Passi the pussy no show

But your rhymes are shit just like your breath

And being over weight leads to an early death

Time you called it a day and conceded defeat

You've got to admit I've got you lyrically beat

But one more thing you homophobic nerd

I only fuck women, just ask your bird

You deal in fiction dave, i only use fact

Ive also got a little thing i like to call tact

It is what gives me a better style

Instead of just spewing your pathetic bile

My "bird" did mention you I must admit

She saw the saw your cock and almost had a fit

Shes never laughed so hard at something so small and thin

You are now known in my slum as he with dick like pin

Dont get upset because I now have you beat

Go join passi and take a seat

I shall respond shortly.

This is great

Fucking lying cow I'll kill her for that

The overweight slut with a baggy twat

Honest truth now she called yours a maggot

Even said you were a closet faggot

Claimed you two had never had sex

And the father of the child is really an ex

Fucking smelly fat bitch in her adidas tracky

Ask her why your kid looks like a .....

Sounds like you taking about your experiences passed

Don't worry, at your age memories don't last

My missus would like to take over right now

She doesnt like being called a lying cow

Hi there dave hope you remember me

Im the one who looked through a microscope and still found your size funny

I found my tweezers now no need to thank

I lost them that time when I used them to give you a wank

I know you like your girls young and scummy

Something about them remind you of your mummy

Anway im done because youre boring me to death

And trust me your the one with shit breath

Pipe down students the master has arrived

Time to show you where lyrical genius derived

As you can see BDP thinks he's got style

When really his mum stars on Jeremy kyle

He constantly boasts and says "I'm the man"

To make up for his small cock and failed life plan.

Fat fucking slag with tits down to her knees

Lift them up and you'll find mouldy cheese

Johnny told me he wishes he'd worn a rubber

Now he's stuck with this fat lump of blubber

Anyway I don't want to say anything too bad

I apologise for saying you're not the real dad

I think maybe I took things a little too far

But I did see her fuck Deepak in the back of a car

Bdp you are very much mistaken
And your worries are about to deepen
For not only do I have you in my sight
Boggersbelief also thinks your full of shite
And the cavalry has arrived I can take a break
From listening to your shit for gods sake
Does us all a favour and take a bow
Im passing the mic to boggers thats all for now

Thought Tasha was claimin' to be the rhyme master?
So if she don't post this could be a disaster
Maybe she is planning to join Al Qaeda
And drop bombs until we're prepared to concede her
Superior skills and superior plan
Befitting Public Enemy's number 1 fan
I doubt it. She's typing away as I write
Composing a dose of her usual shite.

Boggers can battle someone else for now.

This battle rapping is fucking my poker concentration up.

Cheers johnny you've done a great job

Made BDP look like a right knob

No change there though he's not very bright

Thinks he's boltons biggest fan but again full of shite

I shouldnt mock bernie about having no game

It's clear his parents should take the blame

Genetics what a bitch, he's drawn the short straw

Go home bernie you are such a bore

Come on natasha. I think you and wanderlust are up

I can't believe Boggers is being such a bitch

The last slut who did that is dead in a ditch

He comes on here trying to talk about football

Posters point out that he knows fuck all

And mention his mum and the pussy will cry

Punch his computer and screams die die!!!



*I'm busy so fuck off trying to battle me. Someone else step up.

I’m much to old to play this rapping game,

I much rather go for a stroll with my zimmer frame

But one thing I will tell you about this modern rap

Back in my day it was considered crap.

You youngsters know nothing about decent tunes

You much rather ‘dis’ each other like baboons

So as they say on Dragons Den, "I’m out"

I’m off down the pub for my pint of stout!





Enjoy yourselves!

Bloody hell sluffy ye olde master of hip hop

Your along way from home this here is no bee bop

Your lyrics are too pleasant and a kin to Sir Cliff

They are still better than daves attempts at making rifts

You Go and enjoy your pint in the sun

I reckon your rap career is just about done