I need a good speech opener!

Hi all,

Next week I have to give a speech to adults and kids about management at a football club. I wanted to open with something funny but nothing has come up yet in my brain.

I thought I would throw it open to you guys for ideas. 

Ideally I would start with "Alex Fergusson once said..." but I want the quote to lead to something funny.

Ok I'll bite. Why would they ask you to give a talk about football management?

"I'm the best public speaker I've ever been."

Four score and seven years ago...

jayjay23 wrote:Hi all,

Next week I have to give a speech to adults and kids about management at a football club. I wanted to open with something funny but nothing has come up yet in my brain.

I thought I would throw it open to you guys for ideas. 

Ideally I would start with "Alex Fergusson once said..." but I want the quote to lead to something funny.

 How about "Rodney Marsh once said George Best was the best player ever"

Thanks guys but I think I'll do my own...