Am I a Bolton forum legend?

Whoever loses is the biggest twat ever, if you can ever get a bigger twat than Magoo that is. 

scottjames30 wrote:Whoever loses is the biggest twat ever, if you can ever get a bigger twat than Magoo that is. 

I wish the 14 jock straps that voted no had the grapefruits to tell me who they are. I would take all 14 of them on at the same time.

I voted no. There you are I've got the grapefruits!!

Soul Kitchen wrote:I voted no. There you are I've got the grapefruits!!

What is your postcode?

Soul Kitchen wrote:I voted no. There you are I've got the grapefruits!!

And me!

Looks like you have failed miserably!

karlypants wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I voted no. There you are I've got the grapefruits!!

And me!

Looks like you have failed miserably!

  I don't understand it. I thought I was highly thought of here.

scottjames30 wrote:Whoever loses is the biggest twat ever, if you can ever get a bigger twat than Magoo that is. 

You shall pay for that Scott:twisted:

Michael Bolton wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:I voted no. There you are I've got the grapefruits!!

What is your postcode?

Ask AD I'm in his cellar at the mo! 

This is a disaster for MB, I think it's time for him to retire and not bother us again.

Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a disaster for MB, I think it's time for him to retire and not bother us again.

Ok Nat, lets have some fun, I will roll the dice - you say it is time for me to retire, so I am going to make you decide - if you want me to retire I will do so. I will give you until midnight to decide if you want me to stay or retire. No answer means I will retire for good.

I don't want either of you to retire. It's a bloody footy forum not a popularity contest!

Oy fatty, this is not going to plan for either of us.
fuck the lot of them, at least we are up for a laugh.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I don't want either of you to retire. It's a bloody footy forum not a popularity contest!

Fecking hell i have been on the wrong site all this time.
I hate football, good job i support Bolton, i wont see any there.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I don't want either of you to retire. It's a bloody footy forum not a popularity contest!

This is between Nat and I. Despite 16 people saying otherwise, I am a forum legend and Nat is going to decide by midnight if I retire. It is no skin off my teeth, the Chelsea forum are begging me to join permanently. There is Alan, Dave, Ruth, ChelseaBlue, Roman2, JoseBluerinho, Malc, Steph all begging me to join. 
Nat thinks it is time for me to retire and I will do so unless she tells me to stay by midnight.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I don't want either of you to retire. It's a bloody footy forum not a popularity contest!

That goes for me too! I'll be popless!!

I think you're right Mike, Nat should make the final decision , but she'll fuck you off because you're a threat to her and big boned.

What about just have a fight, it'll be you v that bwfc1874.

I voted yes - I don't want Mich Caine to put me in one his famous suitcases for good!

I voted no and you'll find me easily as I'm a legend in Culcheth. So do one fatty!

Keegan wrote:I voted yes - I don't want Mich Caine to put me in one his famous suitcases for good!

You are a top man Keegan.

I voted yes, yesterday.

I've followed Mr Upson / Shaft / Caine / Bolton, etc, etc from our 606 days years back and the various forums since.

I remember him getting Natasha banned from Bolton Banter and how could anyone forget about his infamous 'Do you like Fish?' thread!

He's given me loads of laughs over the years and is certainly a legend to me anyway - hope you decide to stay around Mich - I'll certainly miss your humour if you go!