Film and TV review.

Love Man Down, Greg Davies is brilliant 

Has anybody seen True Blood?

I'm not interested normally in fantasy shit like zombies and vampires but thought I'd give it a go with it being written by the Six Feet Under and American Beauty bloke.

In the episode I watched tonight, a lad was rushed to hospital with a swollen knob after overdosing on vampire blood viagra. So it's not really one for the easily offended but it's very dark and witty.

doffcocker wrote:Has anybody seen True Blood?

I'm not interested normally in fantasy shit like zombies and vampires but thought I'd give it a go with it being written by the Six Feet Under and American Beauty bloke.

In the episode I watched tonight, a lad was rushed to hospital with a swollen knob after overdosing on vampire blood viagra. So it's not really one for the easily offended but it's very dark and witty.

 yes watched them all, good show with lots of vampires and shagging, whats not to like?

Sorry to take things in a "heavy" direction now but I'm watching a documentary about how IS treats women on C4 now and it's bloody frightening.

They should show it in schools to stop kids being radicalised.

Edit: They've just shown a woman being stoned to death.

For committing adultery.

The bloke she allegedly did it with wasn't there and he's away scot free because it wasn't his fault - she tempted him apparently, so it's not his fault.

And the worst bit was, her Dad was lobbing rocks with the rest of the barbarians.

Stoning your own child to death......

And please don't take this as me being anti-Islam because I'm not.

I am anti-IS, much in the same way that I'm anti-Westborough Baptist Church in the US and anti-Catholic priests having sex with small boys allover the world.

I have no time for organised religion of any form because it will always give a self-serving minority an opportunity to exploit their position to further their own ends.

God bless secularism.

If the first thing anyone thinks when they read that is that you're anti Islam then they would need to take a serious look at themselves in the mirror. It would mean they were against basic human rights, equal rights, lack serious compassion and were basically devoid of any sort of common sense whatsoever.

Does make you wonder what her fella was like if she's willing to risk a brutal death to get it on with someone else.

I forgot to record this last night, with what Breadders has said then i'm glad I didn't.

Maybe the dad was forced to stone her by ISIS or they would have killed him too?

Maybe she didn't commit adultery and they made that as an excuse to stone her to death?

We will never know what goes on in these twisted minds of ISIS that's for sure!

doffcocker wrote:Has anybody seen True Blood?

I'm not interested normally in fantasy shit like zombies and vampires but thought I'd give it a go with it being written by the Six Feet Under and American Beauty bloke.

In the episode I watched tonight, a lad was rushed to hospital with a swollen knob after overdosing on vampire blood viagra. So it's not really one for the easily offended but it's very dark and witty.

I made the mistake of thinking it'd be brilliant because of the Six Feet Under link and I have to say I enjoyed the first season, after that it's just completely stupid stopped watching half way through the second season.

New tv series called scream based o n the movie of the same name has just started. Ive downloaded the first three episodes which i will start watching tomorrow to see if its and good.

So many things are on a break at the moment and it is doing my head in.

True detective season 2 - biggest pile of shit I've seen for many a year.

awful awful awful mess.

Seriously disappointed by True Detective season 2, not a patch on the first one.

Can't believe they expected anything else when casting abysmal actors like vince Vaughan and Colin Farrell. The script is terrible too. Seems the first season was a fluke. Though the final episode of season 1 was a bit iffy too.

Normally can't stand Farrell but think he's been okay in this. Vaughns dreadful though as is McAdams. Feels like they rushed this through after the success of the first series the plot isn't nearly as gripping.

Yes season 2 is crap. I finally gave up halfway through the fourth episode. Apart from the dubious casting and ridiculous plot it was impossible to care what happened to any of the characters.

The best bit was Taylor kitsch thinking deeply while getting a blowjob. I honestly thought it was a parody.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:The best bit was Taylor kitsch thinking deeply while getting a blowjob.

Can't have been much of a blow job if you were watching TV at the same time? Or do you need Taylor Kitsch on screen to get it up?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:The best bit was Taylor kitsch thinking deeply while getting a blowjob.

Can't have been much of a blow job if you were watching TV at the same time? Or do you need Taylor Kitsch on screen to get it up?

 I wish Nat. 

Here's the actual face he was making.

UnREAL is worth watching.

I'm watching sharknado 3

Have you seen Bait?

No. Is it as cheesy as sharknado