Many thanks to Mr D Freedman for giving an interview which inspired this week's lPp DITTY OF DOOM
(c) luckyPeterpiper 2014. All BWFC fans are permitted, in fact requested to sing this loudly whenever and wherever they wish.
Melody: My Way Lyrics: luckyPeterpiper
Title: Dougie's Way
Verse
And now .... The end is near .... And so I face ... The final curtain ....
4-4-2 ... will ne'er be here ... 4-5-1 ... is best I'm certain ....
So what ... If Knight's a fright ... And Pratley's junk ... I'll play them always
Cos I ... am Dugout Doug ... I'll do it my .... way .....
Chorus
So in the boardroom what have we got?
A gurning pratt, who just cannot
pick a good un, to save his life
and spouts such junk, disbelief is rife
So eddie please, sack them now,
And we'll sing out your ..... name ......
The End (I hope)
(c) luckyPeterpiper 2014. All BWFC fans are permitted, in fact requested to sing this loudly whenever and wherever they wish.
Melody: My Way Lyrics: luckyPeterpiper
Title: Dougie's Way
Verse
And now .... The end is near .... And so I face ... The final curtain ....
4-4-2 ... will ne'er be here ... 4-5-1 ... is best I'm certain ....
So what ... If Knight's a fright ... And Pratley's junk ... I'll play them always
Cos I ... am Dugout Doug ... I'll do it my .... way .....
Chorus
So in the boardroom what have we got?
A gurning pratt, who just cannot
pick a good un, to save his life
and spouts such junk, disbelief is rife
So eddie please, sack them now,
And we'll sing out your ..... name ......
The End (I hope)