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Good Morning Trotters. It's Wednesday and therefore it's time for another of luckyPeterpiper's ongoing musical expressions of woe. It's time for the DITTY OF DOOM!
Tune: What Makes You Beautiful (one direction)
Lyrics: lPp
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Verse One
Your football bores,
You make us snore
You make us look so incredibly poor-or-or.
With four five one
hoof at the sun
Go for the world's longest winless ru -uh-un,
Every Trotter in the world can see it
every one else but you --oo
Chorus
Dougie you ruin our day like nobody else
The way we play football makes us all so depressed
The way you spout your drivel shows us all just one thing
You don't know -oh-oh-, You don't know what you're doing
If only you saw what we could see
You'd know just why we hate it so desperately
But now we watch what you do in disbelief
cos you don't know-oh-oh
you don't know what you're doing.
Verse Two
So Dougie Come on
You got it wrong
Please just walk
Before we're in league O-o- one,
And please would you
Take Phil with you
Before that pratt leaves our whole football club go-o-one.
Every Trotter In the world can see it
Every Trotter but you-oo-oo
Chorus.
Dougie you ruin our day like nobody else
The way we play football makes us all so depressed
The way you spout your drivel shows us all just one thing
You don't know -oh-oh-, You don't know what you're doing
If only you saw what we could see
You'd know just why we hate it so desperately
But now we watch what you do in disbelief
cos you don't know-oh-oh
you don't know what you're doing.
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THE END
I hope this lightens everyone's mood just a little. God knows we need something to laugh about during this dark time for our club.
Tune: What Makes You Beautiful (one direction)
Lyrics: lPp
===============================================
Verse One
Your football bores,
You make us snore
You make us look so incredibly poor-or-or.
With four five one
hoof at the sun
Go for the world's longest winless ru -uh-un,
Every Trotter in the world can see it
every one else but you --oo
Chorus
Dougie you ruin our day like nobody else
The way we play football makes us all so depressed
The way you spout your drivel shows us all just one thing
You don't know -oh-oh-, You don't know what you're doing
If only you saw what we could see
You'd know just why we hate it so desperately
But now we watch what you do in disbelief
cos you don't know-oh-oh
you don't know what you're doing.
Verse Two
So Dougie Come on
You got it wrong
Please just walk
Before we're in league O-o- one,
And please would you
Take Phil with you
Before that pratt leaves our whole football club go-o-one.
Every Trotter In the world can see it
Every Trotter but you-oo-oo
Chorus.
Dougie you ruin our day like nobody else
The way we play football makes us all so depressed
The way you spout your drivel shows us all just one thing
You don't know -oh-oh-, You don't know what you're doing
If only you saw what we could see
You'd know just why we hate it so desperately
But now we watch what you do in disbelief
cos you don't know-oh-oh
you don't know what you're doing.
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THE END
I hope this lightens everyone's mood just a little. God knows we need something to laugh about during this dark time for our club.
