Hilarious LIZ JONES Article.

yeah she's spent 157 grand and she also resents the amount of time it takes her to keep her pubis region hair free.

I fully expect to wake up one morning to find Liz Jones murdered in her bed, with the chief suspect being an Aberdeen man in his 20's claming he's "not bothered".

I don't hate liz nat, i love her articles.

The woman is an egomaniac and probably mentally ill. How could she have "calculated" that she spent £157,115 on waxing her pubes?

I actually looked at the article for an explanation - sad I know. There isn't one but using the information in the article (she started waxing in 1977 and apparently has it done monthly) she must spend £375 each time she is waxed, and has paid that much every time since 1977. Bollocks!

I must get out more.

xmiles wrote:

I must get out more.

Well Liz has truely outdone herself this time, she's only gone and got a bloody TATTOO! After declaring she thought that "they were for sluts" LOL

This womans trolling knows no bounds.



This article is FULL of gems.

I have never wanted anyone to look at me, and have always been scared of doing anything that might be slightly left-field.

- hahaha course you have liz.

My only experience of tattoos thus far was a boyfriend, Mad Richard, who had one. As he was black and it was navy

I have pierced ears but, unlike most slutty women, mine involve a lot of homework: if I wear platinum ear studs, they have to be soaked overnight in a tumbler of surgical spirit to clean them (something I often forget I’ve done, resulting in much frantic telephoning of hotels to try to retrieve studs I’ve left behind).

I’ve only in the past few weeks bought some sexy underwear. Even on my wedding day, I wore a white vest and pants, like something you’d put on for PE.

The young woman who runs the studio, Harriet, who is covered in tattoos (who’d have thought a girl with such a posh name would be so alternative?)

And at an awards ceremony on Thursday night (Compassion in World Farming, where I got two gongs for my work with animals), I took off my jacket and mingled, and the tat proved a real ice-breaker. ‘Wow!’ lots of farmers said, smiling. ‘You really do love animals, don’t you?’ and ‘Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve.’

Looks good to me.

Thats because you base your writing style on good old liz.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Thats because you base your writing style on good old liz.

No, it's because I can appreciate art.

I'm surprised she didn't get a self portrait on her arm.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'm surprised she didn't get a self portrait on her arm.

I would imagine Miss Jones would be murder to live with. I reckon she is probably neurotic and very high maintenance. I would like to see her on that jungle programme, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.