Dinner - Part 1

scottjames30 wrote:I love Magnum's, do you bite all the chocolate off first ?

Pervert

wanderlust wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:HA HA suffer you Bastard, I have 2 fillet steaks in the fridge, i might get one cooking in your honour.
Should I have onion rings with it and peas, or new pots and peas.
For afters I shall have 2 Magnum ice screams.
This will be my second meal this evening.

Just for fun, guess how many fingers I'm holding up?

1 and its up your arse so you can smile, also get down stairs to see what is going on, can you hear any BUZZING.

wanderlust wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:HA HA suffer you Bastard, I have 2 fillet steaks in the fridge, i might get one cooking in your honour.
Should I have onion rings with it and peas, or new pots and peas.
For afters I shall have 2 Magnum ice screams.
This will be my second meal this evening.

Just for fun, guess how many fingers I'm holding up?

Four ?

scottjames30 wrote:

wanderlust wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:HA HA suffer you Bastard, I have 2 fillet steaks in the fridge, i might get one cooking in your honour.
Should I have onion rings with it and peas, or new pots and peas.
For afters I shall have 2 Magnum ice screams.
This will be my second meal this evening.

Just for fun, guess how many fingers I'm holding up?

Four ?

Correct. 2 in each hand.

So whilst I can't eat "solids" I thought I'd experiment a bit last night. As everyone else was eating lush dinner and the missus kindly offered to warm up a tin of lentil soup for me (she's all heart!) (and BTW I'm invited to a barbie tonight so I hope it pisses down) I decided to step in. Fancied a bit of mackerel for a change (unusually as I'm not a huge fish fan - must be the codeine) so created "Spanish style spicy mackerel" as follows:
Sauteed sliced onions, red peppers, scotch bonnet, smoked paprika and garlic in chilli oil slowly until they went soft and golden, adding the mackerel for the last 10 minutes. Threw in the tin of lentil soup, re-seasoned and stirred over a low heat until the sauce was creamy, smoky and spicy and the mackerel was just falling.
Unbelievably tasty with the added bonus of stinking the house out with an uberfishy niff whilst they were woofing lamb dinner.
This morning, I'm hiding in the office with a bowl of porridge whilst the missus is frying up sausage, egg and bacon. She's making a meal of it in every sense. I'm beginning to suspect that she's not taking this caring for the afflicted loved ones business seriously.

BBQ spare ribs, and a well tossed mixed salad, what you having you bunch of sado's.

Mr Magoo wrote:BBQ spare ribs, and a well tossed mixed salad, what you having you bunch of sado's.

I'm not fucking telling you

spaghetti carbonara with garlic bread, fuck you Scott, you can shove your pot noodle up your arse.

Which utter bellend made this shite a "sticky".

Mods out.

Go and have a Snickers you diva.

Mr Magoo wrote:Go and have a Snickers you diva.

More like "Sticky" toffee pudding

Natasha Whittam wrote:Which utter bellend made this shite a "sticky".

Mods out.

Agree, it should be fucked off.

I mean come on FFS.

I know we've got to cater for simpletons , but isn't this going a little far ?

Scott is right, there should be a thread for simpletons like Magoo, Michael Bolton and, er, Scott.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Scott is right, there should be a thread for simpletons like Magoo, Michael Bolton and, er, Scott.

 Shut up you bellend.

Lamb steak, black pudding, and a side salad with some crusty bread.
What you bunch of queers having tonight.

cheesy chips

Pork & Leek sausage with a nice big fuck off salad, and French bread.

Mr Magoo wrote: and French bread.

French bread? I never had you down as a snail scoffer. Anglophile my arse. You are no more English than Sasha Distel.

Jacket pot, Salad and cold meats tonight for me, Banoffee pie for afters.

bwfc71 wrote:cheesy chips

not as good as 'Disco Fries' (they are chips with cheese sauce and gravy)