Dinner - Part 2

Doing ok thanks, knob-rot.

Not the best of days but I can get pissed now and watch the footy.

And you should definitely try "Cock for Tea", you'll love it.....

Don't get to pissed, I will leave you to have the Cock, I have a headache.

Chippy tea tonight,washed down with a Guinness.

Guinness is for old men, oh sorry Bonce carry on. 

Steak Diane, with chips tonight.

Very nice, Diane makes a lovely steak.   

Nothing. Dislocated my jaw. Bloody agony. Might manage a Lucozade later.

Did you annoy the mrs?

Ouch!

You ok, Boncey?

That's serves you right, stop sucking of Bull's.

Went to bed fine. Woke up with it. Must remember not to yawn!

Domestic violence against men is on the rise, so there's no need to be ashamed, mate.

There are websites you can visit for help and advice.

Don't suffer on your own, we're here for you.

Breadman wrote:Domestic violence against men is on the rise, so there's no need to be ashamed, mate.

There are websites you can visit for help and advice.

Don't suffer on your own, we're here for you.

Cheers Bread. It means a lot coming from a bloke who got laid out by an ugly bird. Looks like a diet of soup until further notice. The problem being on here is that you bastards keep making me laugh,so have a care. 

Just make sure you have The Boss' soup ready for her when she wants it.

We don't want a repeat:

Any one like fish fingers?

I have just had apple pie & cream Bonce, was thinking of you. 

Mr Magoo wrote:I have just had apple pie & cream Bonce, was thinking of you. 

You bastard! Someone pass me a straw! 

boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I have just had apple pie & cream Bonce, was thinking of you. 

You bastard! Someone pass me a straw! 

 

Just had a Lancashire Hotpot, it was lovely