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1Fat Bastard Alert Empty Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 20:14

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I was flicking about on TV last night and ended up watching a documentary about Paul Mason, who at the time of filming was the fattest bastard in the UK and possibly the world. He weighed about 60 stone, even heavier than big-boned Michael Bolton.

Fair enough, he was quite open and honest and you'd have to have a heart of ice to not feel something for the human doughnut, but few programmes in recent years have left me feeling so angry.

In the last 10 years this fatty has cost the NHS well over £1m, yes one million pounds. He had a carer 12 hours a day because he was so fat he couldn't even get out of bed.

Would someone with cancer or other incurable disease get the same amount of money spent on them? Would they fuck. Does a 95 year old woman who can't get out of bed get a full-time carer in her own home? Does she fuck. But hey, spend your life eating crisps, sweets and burgers and go straight to the head of the queue for a hand out. Something is very wrong in this country.

There are people virtually starving in this country, having to use food banks to feed their children. But Paul Mason was getting over £1500 per WEEK from the taxpayer to fund his junk food lifestyle and young ladies to wash his knob.

Despite Paul Mason blaming his jumbo size on the death of his father/mother/parrot he chose to put food in his fat gob. No one forced him. Why should he get ANY help from the NHS/taxpayer? Perhaps if he'd been told to fuck off 10 years ago and get by on normal benefits he wouldn't have been able to afford 25 bacon butties a day.

He finally had an operation (on the NHS, naturally) to staple his huge belly and has slimmed down to 22 stone. His problem now is the huge folds of skin that cling to his frame. And yes, you've guessed it, he's getting another free operation to remove them.

Does this make you as angry as it does me? Well I've had enough, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em I say. I have already eaten three twirls, two burgers and a tub of ice cream this evening - if I do this every day for a few years perhaps I'll get £1500 per week tax free like Mr Mason.

2Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 21:31

Guest


Guest

Fat Bastard Alert Tumbleweed

3Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 22:56

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Breadman wrote:Fat Bastard Alert Tumbleweed
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  Give over! haha

4Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:04

Guest


Guest

Sorry....couldn't resist.

Anyroad, how much did yer missus wind up raisin' for that run?

Great cause that, mate - Well played your lass.  :good: 

5Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:08

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Totally agree with you Nat.

6Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:09

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Breadman wrote:Sorry....couldn't resist.

Anyroad, how much did yer missus wind up raisin' for that run?

Great cause that, mate - Well played your lass.  :good: 
Did you not see the post on the thread fella?

7Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:10

Guest


Guest

No, sorry I missed it.

I'll look it up.

Cheers.

8Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:14

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Just looked it up, you replied to me. I think old age is kicking in fella haha.

9Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:23

Guest


Guest

Ah........I see.

Nurse!

(Although, I did initially mean "did she get any more money from other sponsors outside Nuts?")  Very Happy

10Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:35

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Breadman wrote:Ah........I see.

Nurse!

(Although, I did initially mean "did she get any more money from other sponsors outside Nuts?")  Very Happy
Yeah she did mate, the money she raised were all sponsors from her family, my family, her friends, my friends, customers from my work and my BWFC family. When she rang up to pay the money she raised offline, the woman was absolutely gobsmacked and said that was the most a single person has raised so far. So I thank you all again.

11Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:39

Guest


Guest

Brilliant!

Great to hear.

Well done your missus.

Come on.....how much? Don't be shy......

12Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:50

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Breadman wrote:Brilliant!

Great to hear.

Well done your missus.

Come on.....how much? Don't be shy......
I think it was just short of 500 offline donations from friends, family and customers. The site is down atm and I don't know off top of my head so will post a break down for you tomorrow fella.

13Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Aug 08 2014, 23:57

Guest


Guest

Fantastic.

Well done her! It's a fantastic cause and you should both be very proud.

With the help of people like your missus raising money, we will beat cancer one day.

Respect!

14Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Sat Aug 09 2014, 07:59

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman - I hope you never catch a life threatening disease, but if you do perhaps then you'll see the injustice of it all.

Stuff yourself with cakes and lard and get millions of pounds worth of help. Get a disease through no fault of your own and you're on your own.

15Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Sat Aug 09 2014, 08:19

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Have to agree with Nat (despite the death threat). People need to take responsibility.

16Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Sat Aug 09 2014, 09:03

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I couldn't do without my six pack, Paul Mason doesn't know what he's missing.

17Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Sat Aug 09 2014, 09:11

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Staying in good shape when you're young certainly pays dividends when you get older. Fat Bastard Alert Muscul

18Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Sat Aug 09 2014, 09:12

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A good diet and good training is the future.

19Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Sep 12 2014, 07:18

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Prejudice against obese people, and that includes insulting comments, is now being looked at in the same light as racism!

20Fat Bastard Alert Empty Re: Fat Bastard Alert Fri Sep 12 2014, 07:44

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Shut up FATTY Very Happy

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