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121I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 17:12

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:Of course it was a free blowjob.
The £500 was a LOAN.
The £100 was for the BABY-SITTER.

How thick are you lot?

Quent, I think it is wonderful that you are taking such a great interest in helping this young girl out. It's a shame your daily withdrawal limit is only £500. Maybe you should open a second bank account so you can get freer access to your money.

Don't let Mr Magoo ruin your prospects of love with his sniping.
Don't think about Mr Magoo while Marie is giving you a Donald Duck in the back of your Volvo.

I think Marie is definitely waiting for you to make a move. I think Tuesday could well be cards on the table time, depending on the signals.

Thank you for your support Largehat, at least you can see the truth. Why would I make this shit up, do people think I'm proud I'm dating a prostitute?

122I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 17:16

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:
Thank you for your support Largehat, at least you can see the truth. Why would I make this shit up, do people think I'm proud I'm dating a prostitute?

I think you're taking this way too far to be honest.

You're not dating yet, technically.

123I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 17:24

Guest


Guest
There's no such thing as a free blow job.

124I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 18:32

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Passi wrote:There's no such thing as a free blow job.

On the subject of blow jobs, the South Park episode Broadway Bro Down is very relevant and very funny.

125I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 18:43

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Does love actually exist?

126I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 19:35

Guest


Guest
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:Does love actually exist?

I think it does, and perhaps Marie is Quent's sole mate and one true love. At £500 a time.

127I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 19:58

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I have been reading all this with a smile and thought i will keep out of this.
It reminds me of the episode of southpark where cartman meets kyles snivelling cousin kyle and just stands there humming with fury and boiling up to an explosion. Im not there yet but i sure am humming.



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128I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 20:31

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:

I think you're taking this way too far to be honest.

You're not dating yet, technically.

You take a woman for lunch on Sunday and arrange to do it again on Tuesday and that's not dating? She's asked for no money on Tuesday other than babysitting so she must be interested.

129I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 20:38

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
TWATTWATTWATTWAT

130I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 20:42

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Quent wrote:

You take a woman for lunch on Sunday and arrange to do it again on Tuesday and that's not dating? She's asked for no money on Tuesday other than babysitting so she must be interested.

That could easily be considered a 'friends with benefits' situation.

You need a concrete sign that you are dating. Maybe if she has a picture of you as her screensaver, or you get a tattoo.

131I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 20:43

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I hate to say this but why haven't you pursued a relationship with a non "working" girl?

132I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 20:59

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I hate to say this but why haven't you pursued a relationship with a non "working" girl?


I've tried and failed. As I've said, I'm not blessed in the looks department and am pretty shy when it comes to women. Not a good combination when you're trying to find a partner.

133I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 21:01

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@largehat wrote:

You need a concrete sign that you are dating. Maybe if she has a picture of you as her screensaver, or you get a tattoo.

I know I'm the top name in her Excel spreadsheet, but her screensaver was that bloke looking after her kid for some reason. Her boss she said.

134I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 21:31

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I doubt he is her boss, more like her pimp.

135I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 21:37

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Or sick husband

136I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 21:39

Guest


Guest
Or doesn't exist.

137I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 22 2012, 21:44

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
OneOinCoyle wrote:Or doesn't exist.


I have to agree on that comment. lol!

138I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 14:13

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, just a quick one. I have just had a chat with the FSA regarding loans. Is there any time limit on your loan. I.E. when does it have to be paid back ?

139I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 14:39

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Reebok Trotter wrote:Quent, just a quick one. I have just had a chat with the FSA regarding loans. Is there any time limit on your loan. I.E. when does it have to be paid back ?

I'm not sure you can do the things Marie can to get a loan off me.

140I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 14:44

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I bet he could, look at his lip's.

141I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 18:07

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I have no doubt whatsoever that you are deeply in love with this character.

142I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 19:00

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I wonder who is smashing Marie up the arse tonight, Smile I no its not Quent as he will be getting sloppy seconds tomorrow.
As long as the cash machine is working.



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143I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 19:01

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Mr Magoo wrote:I wonder who is smashing Marie up the arse tonight, Smile

lol!

144I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 19:44

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
She doesn't do anal.

145I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 20:35

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
You've asked then?

146I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 20:36

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
All girls say "i don't do anal."

147I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 20:57

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@gloswhite wrote:You've asked then?

She has a flyer with her prices on.

148I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 21:14

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Good 'un Very Happy

149I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 21:53

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
@Quent wrote:She doesn't do anal.

She does, trust me, she does.

150I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 5 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Mon Apr 23 2012, 22:39

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote:She doesn't do anal.

I don't blame her. Neither do I.

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