I'm in love with a Prostitute

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:People who boast about how "brilliant" their sex life is, are usually getting none.

Who are you talking to ??

People who boast about how "brilliant" their sex life is.

That counts me out , then.

HN, how do you know this?

Just from knowing all sorts of people at University.

the "laddy" types who say "yeahhh woahhh getting loads mayyyttee" are usually full of shit, and they also say things like "yeahh i could have him in a scraaaaappp"

utter nobs IMO.

how long shall we leave it before we call the police?

Give it a week, still no news, you can call the Police.

I feel sorry for him now, hope he is ok.

Bit late now Magoo, you've probably drove the Poor man over the edge.

He's probably sat at home, having a cup of tea and a biscuit, as that is all he can afford now.
shall we all start a collection for him, so he can find another slag to shag.

Just got back from Scumderland 2-2 was happy 4 points from 2 away matches.Super Kev on form again.When they scored from there free kick some twat behind me said"good job Larsons injured(GOAL)felt sick as we didnt deserve it.Then popped up KD on the back stick 2-2 get in there.Wigan fuck me Roar of the Day when it came up the score.Still Chelski to do QPR tomorrow.Quent still waiting for the crack binge to end.Ringing hospitals has an Escort been beaten up by her pimp too Funny.Give it a rest now mate:

Maybe Jayne is single, she could meet up with Quent and help him out.

Mr Magoo wrote:Maybe Jayne is single, she could meet up with Quent and help him out.

Some things you just can't buy, and I would put Jayne on that list.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:perhaps, but it doesn't mean you should egg him on to do something stupid.

bit late for that

sluffy, you have a duty of care for your members - it's time you phoned the police about our missing Quent. He could be lying face down in a ditch somewhere.

This is so a wind up,he,s sitting back keeping quiet dragging out the suspense laughing his nuts loose.

Natasha Whittam wrote:sluffy, you have a duty of care for your members - it's time you phoned the police about our missing Quent. He could be lying face down in a ditch somewhere.

I'm sure he is fine.

We actually don't know very much about any members - the only two things we do know is their email address which they registered from and their ip address which they post from - and both of these can be 'false' in as much as they can be set up just for the purpose of posting on here and not their everyday email / ip addresses.

We are here solely for fun and not to exploit our members - unlike some sites!

Sluffy wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:sluffy, you have a duty of care for your members - it's time you phoned the police about our missing Quent. He could be lying face down in a ditch somewhere.

I'm sure he is fine.

We actually don't know very much about any members - the only two things we do know is their email address which they registered from and their ip address which they post from - and both of these can be 'false' in as much as they can be set up just for the purpose of posting on here and not their everyday email / ip addresses.

We are here solely for fun and not to exploit our members - unlike some sites!

So what you are saying is you don't care about us. I thought I had finally found a family.

Sluffy wrote:

I'm sure he is fine.

We actually don't know very much about any members - the only two things we do know is their email address which they registered from and their ip address which they post from - and both of these can be 'false' in as much as they can be set up just for the purpose of posting on here and not their everyday email / ip addresses.

We are here solely for fun and not to exploit our members - unlike some sites!

What a heartless answer. Sluffy out!

Course we care about you - I do any way!

You are all my best anonymous, probably never ever will meet you, cyber friends, ever!

I'm extremely concerned about Quent...