I'm in love with a Prostitute

Mr Magoo · **161** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

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Only because she want's some more money off you, Free blowjob my Arse.
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

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Guest · **162** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 14:01

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Quent, I think you need to be direct with this woman instead of pussyfooting around. You need to find out once and for all whether she's interested in going out with you, or just wants your money. I wish you luck.

Quent · **163** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 15:43

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I took your advice Owen and sent her a text asking if we had a future together. I await her reply.

Quent · **164** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 15:43

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Mr Magoo wrote:
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

I've never paid the extra £7.50 for bareback so I haven't caught anything.

largehat · **165** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 17:00

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Quent wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

I've never paid the extra £7.50 for bareback so I haven't caught anything.

gloswhite · **166** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 17:49

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Maybe she's negotiated a discount for a frequent flyer. (would this be a 'mate rate')

Reebok Trotter · **167** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 18:36

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She only charges £7.50 for bareback ? She sounds like a right rum turkey. I reckon her ' promised land ' is more likely a ' well worn path'.

Mr Magoo · **168** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:28

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I wonder what her reply was to him, he as also been very quiet on the subject, maybe she is holding him hostage.

Reebok Trotter · **169** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:35

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He could be ' taters deep ' for all we know!

Quent · **170** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:18

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This was her reply:

Hi Quent, i really want to think that we have a future together, it's every hookers dream to be whisked away from it all to Prestwich. it may be a problem for my boss (pimp) as i'm on a 3 year contract. if you would consider paying up my contract we could get away from this life. it'll cost around £10k, do you have that sort of cash?

I am so happy, it's clear she wants me and not a mention of sex or money, she just wants me. Should I go for it?

Mr Magoo · **171** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:19

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Yes get your 10K out and see what happens.

Quent · **172** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:40

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Mr Magoo wrote:Yes get your 10K out and see what happens.

£10k is a bargain, her boss would make loads more than that over three years. I've decided I'm going to chance it. Ocean Finance give loans for this sort of situation.

largehat · **173** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:45

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Quent wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Yes get your 10K out and see what happens.

£10k is a bargain, her boss would make loads more than that over three years. I've decided I'm going to chance it. Ocean Finance give loans for this sort of situation.

Text her back saying that her contract with her boss is illegal and unenforceable.

Quent · **174** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:47

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largehat wrote:Text her back saying that her contract with her boss is illegal and unenforceable.

Her boss has made it quite clear it's enforceable!

bwfc71 · **175** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:50

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Hasn't OF gone bust? Their website has gone offline and their TV channel no longer exists!

Reebok Trotter · **176** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 14:14

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They went bust because they lent all their money to hapless clowns who spent all their money on brass.

Mr Magoo · **177** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 14:21

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I thought precious metals had a high value at the moment.

wanderlust · **178** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 14:33

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Visions of a dream home by the M60 and only 2 minutes stumble to where the Manc junkie community signs on for a script. Nirvana compared to Denton.

Quent · **179** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 16:35

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I've got my loan approved so I'm going for it. £10k to get Marie away from her life is cheap as chips. The money will be in my account within 48 hours and I'll be straight round with the cash for Marie. This time next week we could be walking hand in hand down Stockport Road, and not a sex flyer in sight.

wanderlust · **180** Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 16:36

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What could possibly go wrong?
May I recommend you take her for a chicken kebab at the Paradise in Longsight.

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Mr Magoo

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