I'm in love with a Prostitute

I have phoned the police on behalf of Bolton Nuts Admin, the conversation didn't go so well:

Me: I'd like to report a missing person.
Cops: His or her name?
Me: Quent
Cops: Quent? Is that his first or last name?
Me: No idea, perhaps it's his only name, a bit like Pele.
Cops: Ok, how is he related to you?
Me: I've never met him.
Cops: Er, ok. His address?
Me: No idea, somewhere in Denton perhaps? He likes to get wanked off overlooking the town centre is all I know.
Cops: Right. So how do you know he's missing if you've never met him?
Me: He's a regular on a football forum I help run and he hasn't posted for over 24 hours.
Cops: Hardly reason to suspect he's missing, perhaps he has a life sir.
Me: I don't like your tone, I only spend 14 hours a day on my PC. Anyway, the last we heard from Quent he was trying to rescue his hooker girlfriend from a big pimp with £10,000 in his back pocket.
Cops: Goodbye sir.

I'm not sure the site admin are taking this seriously enough.

very worrying.

I fucking hate the police, they just don't care about your ordinary ''paying a hookers pimp 10k'' folk.

Dont worry peeps, I'm sure Quent will come again.

gloswhite wrote:Dont worry peeps, I'm sure Quent will come again.

Only if he mortgages the house, he will be sat at home watching porn films.
Thats probably how he came up with the idea, if i am wrong, we could have another case of the man in the bag.

I reckon his plan is to dissapear now for good and join under another name.

Angry Dad wrote: I reckon his plan is to dissapear now for good and join under another name.

That,s what I was thinking.

Or, he could come back as a white knight, having resuced his maiden, from the black knight.

gloswhite wrote:Dont worry peeps, I'm sure Quent will come again.

If we never hear from Quent again then we have to assume he was set up and kidnapped. He is probably working as a manservant in some S & M club.

I reckon the next time we hear from Quent it will be on this radio show.

https://youtu.be/C6ZDsUGiGqM

Reebok Trotter wrote:I reckon the next time we hear from Quent it will be on this radio show.

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Or even when he appears on Jeremy Kyle USA!

Maybe he has been arrested for killing the Pimp.

gloswhite wrote:Some things you just can't buy, and I would put Jayne on that list.

oh i don't know. £1m will buy you pretty much everything. no hairy backs mind.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Some things you just can't buy, and I would put Jayne on that list.

oh i don't know. £1m will buy you pretty much everything. no hairy backs mind.

You would be a very expensive escort at that money, you better be good.

I can imagine a night with Jayne would be full of surprises.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I can imagine a night with Jayne would be full of surprises.

Are you saying she could have a Willy.

Jayne, a million? You wouldn't get a million pennies out of this lot

gloswhite wrote:Jayne, a million? You wouldn't get a million pennies out of this lot

I would give her one, A penny

Jayne looks far too attractive to have to charge for it. There's only the likes of Magoo who could afford to wine and dine her and offer the lifestyle that her beauty demands.