I'm in love with a Prostitute

OJ

Quent wrote:... Homebase are refusing to give me a refund for the bloody ironing-board.

In fairness to them, you did get Percy the pimp's blood on it.

Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Brilliant!

Whatever next?

PS - Are you related at all to George Oghani?

cant see you gatting any 'free' blow jobs for a while,

Mr Magoo wrote:Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Managed to ditch the Focus and rob some old bag's car from a Comet car park. Took this photo to prove this is no wind up and I really need your help and advice. I've hidden my face in case the cops are watching:

Marie wasn't very happy in the boot but she's now safely tucked up in the wardrobe of my hotel room with a hotdog to munch on. I don't know why she's so pissed off, she's used to being tied up and handcuffed while sucking on something warm and long.

Who took the photo?

That doesn't look like a Ford Focus either

Good story, seems like a happy ending

Nat? is that you in the boot?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:That doesn't look like a Ford Focus either

Quent wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Managed to ditch the Focus and rob some old bag's car from a Comet car park.

Do try and keep up.

Keegan wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:That doesn't look like a Ford Focus either

Quent wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Managed to ditch the Focus and rob some old bag's car from a Comet car park.

Do try and keep up.

Oh sorry, like i say i've been skimming it.

Iv'e just got in and the photo has gone!

Damn you, Percy! Taking the photo won't get Marie back!

The end is nie, the following will go like this one,.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/30/german-nymphomaniac-attack-captures-men-street_n_1464429.html?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl1|sec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D106468

I wonder if they have caught up with him, he could be tied up as we speak, being tortured.

A rough night. Have you ever tried getting to sleep while a hooker screams obscenities at you through a wardrobe door? I don't advise it. Back on the move in a few minutes, heading for Dover to start our new life in gay Paris.

Bloody hell! You clearly plan ahead if you had the forethought to take Marie's passport with you. Watch out for the snail scoffers at passport control, they are notorious for not allowing undesirables into France. You might be better sedating Marie first and blag your way through by saying she is narcoleptic.

Christ you should send this story to the makers of american dad/family guy, Stan can play you and roger can be the hooker.

p.s good luck in paris old bean, I would love to hear your answer when they ask ''reason for visiting paris?''

Did you leave the kid with the pimp.