I'm in love with a Prostitute

Never trust a woman whose face has been totally eroded away by cocaine use.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Never trust a woman whose face has been totally eroded away by cocaine use.

I do her from behind, it really doesn't matter.

Fair comment.

Quent wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:Never trust a woman whose face has been totally eroded away by cocaine use.

I do her from behind, it really doesn't matter.

You and the other thousands.

While yer on, not-so-plain-jayne wants all her knickers back.

Numpty 28723 wrote:While yer on, not-so-plain-jayne wants all her knickers back.

LOL, not guilty. I suspect the evidence was tampered with.

Numpty 28723 wrote:While yer on, not-so-plain-jayne wants all her knickers back.

Bollocks i need 3 more pair's to Finnish my snuggle blanket.

Mr Magoo wrote:


You and the other thousands.

Yes, but I'm getting a discount.

Rates
Duration Incall Outcall
Half hour £120 £140
1 hour £150 £170
1.5 hours £210 £230
2 hours £260 £290
Additional Hour £120 £120

I get 5% discount off that - result!

Quent wrote:

Isn't this compelling enough?

Marie's Fit Body

No, I don't think it is to be honest. You've moved on to better things. Just think about how exciting your life has become since Marie. Every day is an adventure into the unknown. An odyssey into the world of slags.

You said that shagging one of those old slags was "like throwing a sausage down a hallway". Lets just think about this for a minute. How many posters on this forum and how many of your mates get to throw a sausage down a slag's hallway in deepest darkest Chorltun-Cum-Hardy? Surely this is the sexual equivalent of base jumping or para-sailing. You are a lucky man, I wish I had your life.

But besides all this there is also the mission, to spread love around South Manchester, one wrinkly old minge at a time. Keep focused on the goal. Press for 75 percent discount off Marie, or insist she joins in when you're rattling the old crumblies.

Quent wrote:Bit gutted actually, just read this review of Erin (Marie's whore name):

Actually saw Erin at my hotel for 5 hours but there was not an option to select this time, very sexy young lady, very experienced and clearly loves what she does, fantastic arse and an absolute pleasure to have spent what started as a cheeky hour and ended in an unforgettable evening, Thank you Erin and I will be sure to see you next month and I will be better prepared next time x

I'm thinking the bastard forgot his condoms and she still shagged him. Can I really trust her?

Bear in mind - she does have a 'fantastic arse'.

Just back from a session with Marie. She's hot for me again, seeing her again tomorrow with a 7.5% discount! Get in! Update soon.

Quent wrote:... Get in! Update soon.

I thought you just 'got in'?

Quent wrote:Just back from a session with Marie. She's hot for me again, seeing her again tomorrow with a 7.5% discount! Get in! Update soon.

Great news

it's faux voyeurism in this thread

I love this thread. I think it's about time Quent updated us on his lovelife.

Reviving threads from August... You bored Tash?

I really hope not. Utter guff.

Lt. Boon wrote:Reviving threads from August... You bored Tash?

I like reading it, makes me laugh. And as we're busy tonight I thought some of the newer members might like to read it.

Laughed my bollox off. I'd have loved to have had my two penneth of comments. Magoo and RT was as funny as Morecambe and Wise at times!!

Back in view, Quents search for love.

This really is worth a read for all the new members that haven't seen it!