I'm in love with a Prostitute

gloswhite wrote:Quent, if your good lady is paying off her debt, can I suggest you just let her get on with it, and pick up with her when its done.

And risk her falling for someone else? No chance.

Born to be a wanderer wrote:How did she get in 40k debt(explain) You gave her 10k and she has not rang you yet.(OH DEAR I can see this ending in tears)When she has finished smoking the Crack she will be back in touch.10k should buy her plenty of stones(crack) then you will get a call.

Listen mate, just what is your problem? She is not on crack or heroine or smarties. She is a clean cut girl who wouldn't look out of place in a school playground, other than being the prettiest mother. Ok, so she has sex with strangers for money, something she's not proud of, but at least she earns her own money (25% to pimp) and doesn't sit at home claiming benefits.

She got £40k in debt because her ex-boyfriend owned a pub but put everything in her name, so when he did a runner to Spain she was left with all the debt. She probably could have gone bankrupt but instead she went on the game to pay the bank back. Don't you think she deserves some credit?

Perhaps you can meet her at the Bolton Nuts Christmas Party later in the year and see for yourself.

She still hasn't phoned me, I hope her pimp hasn't gone mad.

Quent wrote:She still hasn't phoned me, I hope her pimp hasn't gone mad.

Don't be silly, she is on a plane to Spain to meet her boyfriend.

That would be really unfortunate. I'm sure that hasn't happened.


Right?

I've left three messages, I'm sure she'll get back to me. Her pimp will probably be giving her a hard time.

Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.

great thread


thanks for the entertainment, Kyle-stylee

Natasha Whittam wrote:Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.

He deserves every thing he gets, he has been mugged, GOOD.

Maybe she was just giving her pimp a freebie for old times sake.

Just had to look at the post before bed Sunderland tommorow.£10-000 and no phone calls are you totally STUPID.Her pimp will probably be giving her a hard time yes up the arse.No this has to be the biggest wind up ever or dentons biggest Crack party in years.She will call when the last pipe has been smoked with some excuse he robbed me blah blah blah.Quent WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.You could have gone to Bolton fishmarket tommorow knocked one out in the gents with Maries odour wafting through the market n saved 10K.

I've been on the edge of my seat for days reading this Heart warming story, praying for a happy ending.

Looks like your good intentions have been to no avail, and sad to say it.

You've been Screwed... big time.

Born to be a wanderer wrote:...Quent WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.You could have gone to Bolton fishmarket tommorow knocked one out in the gents with Maries odour wafting through the market n saved 10K.

Aww... you romantic, you!

Mr Magoo wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.

He deserves every thing he gets, he has been mugged, GOOD.

So someone giving up money to try to rescue a young mother from a life of prostitution actually DESERVES to be scammed? What a horrible human being you are, Mr Magoo. Shame on you. Just because your love life is bland, like a packet of fish fingers.

We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ?

gloswhite wrote:We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ?

Can you please stop mocking me. You honestly think I'd be doing this if I had a wife to keep me warm at home. It's easy for people like you to poke fun at me, but I'm not going to be put off by your comments.

I'm actually quite upset and worried. Marie hasn't answered my calls or texts - which is very unlike her. What sort of escort doesn't answer her calls? I'm really worried her pimp has done her some damage, or worse. I phoned a couple of hospitals in Manchester and they hadn't admitted an escort with a beating last night - I really don't want to ring the morgue.

I was due to go to Sunderland today but I'm too worried about Marie to travel. Please God let her be ok.

Quent wrote:

gloswhite wrote:We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ?

Can you please stop mocking me. You honestly think I'd be doing this if I had a wife to keep me warm at home. It's easy for people like you to poke fun at me, but I'm not going to be put off by your comments.

I'm actually quite upset and worried. Marie hasn't answered my calls or texts - which is very unlike her. What sort of escort doesn't answer her calls? I'm really worried her pimp has done her some damage, or worse. I phoned a couple of hospitals in Manchester and they hadn't admitted an escort with a beating last night - I really don't want to ring the morgue.

I was due to go to Sunderland today but I'm too worried about Marie to travel. Please God let her be ok.

Gets funnier, please carry on

What will happen next?

Her pimp will come after you and blackmail for more money

Possibly, or he will be blackmailed for 'explicit' photos.

largehat wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.

He deserves every thing he gets, he has been mugged, GOOD.

So someone giving up money to try to rescue a young mother from a life of prostitution actually DESERVES to be scammed? What a horrible human being you are, Mr Magoo. Shame on you. Just because your love life is bland, like a packet of fish fingers.

Nothing bland in my life especially in that department, you nob end.

Quent wrote:

gloswhite wrote:We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ?

Can you please stop mocking me. You honestly think I'd be doing this if I had a wife to keep me warm at home. It's easy for people like you to poke fun at me, but I'm not going to be put off by your comments.

I'm actually quite upset and worried. Marie hasn't answered my calls or texts - which is very unlike her. What sort of escort doesn't answer her calls? I'm really worried her pimp has done her some damage, or worse. I phoned a couple of hospitals in Manchester and they hadn't admitted an escort with a beating last night - I really don't want to ring the morgue.

I was due to go to Sunderland today but I'm too worried about Marie to travel. Please God let her be ok.

Find the pimp and incapacitate him,then bleach him with domestos then rub him all over with a stiff scrubbing brush for about an hour. I promise you he will never bother her or you again.