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241I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 19:45

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@gloswhite wrote:Quent, if your good lady is paying off her debt, can I suggest you just let her get on with it, and pick up with her when its done.

And risk her falling for someone else? No chance.

242I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 19:50

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Born to be a wanderer wrote:How did she get in 40k debt(explain) You gave her 10k and she has not rang you yet.(OH DEAR I can see this ending in tears)When she has finished smoking the Crack she will be back in touch.10k should buy her plenty of stones(crack) then you will get a call.

Listen mate, just what is your problem? She is not on crack or heroine or smarties. She is a clean cut girl who wouldn't look out of place in a school playground, other than being the prettiest mother. Ok, so she has sex with strangers for money, something she's not proud of, but at least she earns her own money (25% to pimp) and doesn't sit at home claiming benefits.

She got £40k in debt because her ex-boyfriend owned a pub but put everything in her name, so when he did a runner to Spain she was left with all the debt. She probably could have gone bankrupt but instead she went on the game to pay the bank back. Don't you think she deserves some credit?

Perhaps you can meet her at the Bolton Nuts Christmas Party later in the year and see for yourself.

243I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 19:51

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
She still hasn't phoned me, I hope her pimp hasn't gone mad.

244I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 19:58

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:She still hasn't phoned me, I hope her pimp hasn't gone mad.


Don't be silly, she is on a plane to Spain to meet her boyfriend.
Very Happy Laughing lol!

245I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 20:12

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
That would be really unfortunate. I'm sure that hasn't happened.


Right?

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246I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 20:46

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I've left three messages, I'm sure she'll get back to me. Her pimp will probably be giving her a hard time.

247I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 21:10

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.

248I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 21:12

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
great thread


thanks for the entertainment, Kyle-stylee

249I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:07

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.


He deserves every thing he gets, he has been mugged, GOOD.

250I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:11

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
Maybe she was just giving her pimp a freebie for old times sake.

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251I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:25

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Just had to look at the post before bed Sunderland tommorow.£10-000 and no phone calls are you totally STUPID.Her pimp will probably be giving her a hard time yes up the arse.No this has to be the biggest wind up ever or dentons biggest Crack party in years.She will call when the last pipe has been smoked with some excuse he robbed me blah blah blah.Quent WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.You could have gone to Bolton fishmarket tommorow knocked one out in the gents with Maries odour wafting through the market n saved 10K.

252I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:29

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
I've been on the edge of my seat for days reading this Heart warming story, praying for a happy ending.

Looks like your good intentions have been to no avail, and sad to say it.

You've been Screwed... big time.

253I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:30

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
@Born to be a wanderer wrote:...Quent WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.You could have gone to Bolton fishmarket tommorow knocked one out in the gents with Maries odour wafting through the market n saved 10K.

Aww... you romantic, you! lol!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

254I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Fri Apr 27 2012, 23:37

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Mr Magoo wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.


He deserves every thing he gets, he has been mugged, GOOD.

So someone giving up money to try to rescue a young mother from a life of prostitution actually DESERVES to be scammed? What a horrible human being you are, Mr Magoo. Shame on you. Just because your love life is bland, like a packet of fish fingers.

255I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 10:25

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ? Very Happy

256I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 10:56

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@gloswhite wrote:We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ? Very Happy

Can you please stop mocking me. You honestly think I'd be doing this if I had a wife to keep me warm at home. It's easy for people like you to poke fun at me, but I'm not going to be put off by your comments.

I'm actually quite upset and worried. Marie hasn't answered my calls or texts - which is very unlike her. What sort of escort doesn't answer her calls? I'm really worried her pimp has done her some damage, or worse. I phoned a couple of hospitals in Manchester and they hadn't admitted an escort with a beating last night - I really don't want to ring the morgue.

I was due to go to Sunderland today but I'm too worried about Marie to travel. Please God let her be ok.

257I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 11:24

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Quent wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ? Very Happy

Can you please stop mocking me. You honestly think I'd be doing this if I had a wife to keep me warm at home. It's easy for people like you to poke fun at me, but I'm not going to be put off by your comments.

I'm actually quite upset and worried. Marie hasn't answered my calls or texts - which is very unlike her. What sort of escort doesn't answer her calls? I'm really worried her pimp has done her some damage, or worse. I phoned a couple of hospitals in Manchester and they hadn't admitted an escort with a beating last night - I really don't want to ring the morgue.

I was due to go to Sunderland today but I'm too worried about Marie to travel. Please God let her be ok.

Gets funnier, please carry on

What will happen next?

Her pimp will come after you and blackmail for more money

258I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 11:29

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
Possibly, or he will be blackmailed for 'explicit' photos.

259I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 12:37

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@largehat wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Quent, if I'd just given someone £10k and they weren't returning my calls I'd be straight round their house. You know where she lives so I suggest you hotfoot it round there pronto.


He deserves every thing he gets, he has been mugged, GOOD.

So someone giving up money to try to rescue a young mother from a life of prostitution actually DESERVES to be scammed? What a horrible human being you are, Mr Magoo. Shame on you. Just because your love life is bland, like a packet of fish fingers.



Nothing bland in my life especially in that department, you nob end.

260I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 12:48

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:We've had the initial 'toe in the water' approach, gone for the full wind-up, and are now entering the wind-down stage, not long until its all over. Masterful management Quent, its been a fascinating thread, and lots of fun. Tell me, is your real girlfriend/wife aware of this thread you've been running ? Very Happy

Can you please stop mocking me. You honestly think I'd be doing this if I had a wife to keep me warm at home. It's easy for people like you to poke fun at me, but I'm not going to be put off by your comments.

I'm actually quite upset and worried. Marie hasn't answered my calls or texts - which is very unlike her. What sort of escort doesn't answer her calls? I'm really worried her pimp has done her some damage, or worse. I phoned a couple of hospitals in Manchester and they hadn't admitted an escort with a beating last night - I really don't want to ring the morgue.

I was due to go to Sunderland today but I'm too worried about Marie to travel. Please God let her be ok.
Find the pimp and incapacitate him,then bleach him with domestos then rub him all over with a stiff scrubbing brush for about an hour. I promise you he will never bother her or you again. Evil or Very Mad

261I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 13:00

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Angry Dad wrote:Find the pimp and incapacitate him,then bleach him with domestos then rub him all over with a stiff scrubbing brush for about an hour. I promise you he will never bother her or you again. Evil or Very Mad

I'm 5ft9 and of average build, her pimp is well over 6ft with muscles bigger than my knob. I'm not stupid, I would lose this battle.

But why would he be involved, he's just been paid £10k!

She's probably busy with her son or something, or thinks I'm in Sunderland. She'll ring later.

262I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 13:07

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
O no she wont, she has done a runner with your money, and you cant get it back as it was a gift.
santa Christmas came early for that girl. Very Happy

263I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 13:08

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Find the pimp and incapacitate him,then bleach him with domestos then rub him all over with a stiff scrubbing brush for about an hour. I promise you he will never bother her or you again. Evil or Very Mad

I'm 5ft9 and of average build, her pimp is well over 6ft with muscles bigger than my knob. I'm not stupid, I would lose this battle.

But why would he be involved, he's just been paid £10k!

She's probably busy with her son or something, or thinks I'm in Sunderland. She'll ring later.
Invest some of your money in a taser Quent they are obtainable.

264I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 13:17

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
A fool and his money are easily parted.

265I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 13:48

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Oy Quent get your self over there, you could save a fortune.
And you can pretend they love you.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/27/farewell-intercourse-law-women_n_1458379.html?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl1|sec3_lnk4%26pLid%3D106151

266I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 17:06

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Right it's been 24 hours now without word and I'm really worried about Marie. What should I do? Should I go round to her place? I don't want to appear desperate but neither do I want to just sit here while she's in some shallow grave somewhere in Gorton.

267I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 17:11

Guest


Guest
Quent you dipshit, she's probably snorting your £10k as I type. Don't even waste your time going round to her slum, you'll probably just get twated.

268I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 17:12

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Quent wrote:Right it's been 24 hours now without word and I'm really worried about Marie. What should I do? Should I go round to her place? I don't want to appear desperate but neither do I want to just sit here while she's in some shallow grave somewhere in Gorton.

go to her, she needs you

269I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 17:13

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Lyric Todkill wrote:

go to her, she needs you

You're right, I'm going right now.

270I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sat Apr 28 2012, 17:16

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Quent wrote:
@Lyric Todkill wrote:

go to her, she needs you

You're right, I'm going right now.

take some more cash, just in case she needs some more

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