I'm in love with a Prostitute

Reebok Trotter wrote:She favvers Mona Lisa.

Fussy Bastard.

If I didn't know any better I would say it was a bloke in drag. After my experience in Thailand I am wary as to when I drop my jockey shorts.

I think its the bloke out of Stargate, the Goahoold or something.

Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

Quent wrote:Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

another giggle

thanks, q

Quent wrote:Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

And i'll be sharing mine with Megan Fox.

Magoo, would you ? I can quite see why Quent has got the bug. A thoroughly wholesome young lass if I may so so. Donald and Jacqueline Stewart would be proud.

Quent you are a fucking joke. You'll arive at this slags council house in the morning and she'll either not be there or tap you up for some more cash in exchange for another "free" blowjob. Ten fucking k!!!! You could have had all the slags in Denton for that and still had £9k change. Wanker.

Quent, thanks for the photo. I feel awful at sharing it but I just felt that the regs on here should have the benefit of the doubt. If I have offended you in any way then I am happy for the mods to remove the image.

P.S. If I was twenty years younger I may have been tempted.

If she put a bag on her head, maybe.

At least i can prove I sleep with Megan fox.

Bet Quent can't post a picture of his bird with her slender arm round his neck.

Bolton Hater wrote:Quent you are a fucking joke. You'll arive at this slags council house in the morning and she'll either not be there or tap you up for some more cash in exchange for another "free" blowjob. Ten fucking k!!!! You could have had all the slags in Denton for that and still had £9k change. Wanker.

You fat twat. I bet you run like a girl as soon as McDonald's opens. You are conspicuous by your absence whenever we get a result so fcuk off back to your bedsit and stick to the Red Shoe Diaries on Freeview you soft cnut.

Quent wrote:Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

She is still a spunk bucket, every time she pops to the shop, you will wonder what she is up to, probably giving one of the site members a free be.

In fairness Magoo, I would happily take a freebe.

Reebok Trotter wrote:In fairness Magoo, I would happily take a freebe.

Oy Quent thats 1 taker all ready, you could be a pimp.

Quent, seriously, she is a very pretty girl. Lovely teeth and nicely tanned. I can see the attraction, I really can. Her wardrobe looks a bit threadbare,mind. Is she planning to move out in the not to distant future?

Its a pig faced mute, with a decent body.

Mr Magoo wrote:

She is still a spunk bucket, every time she pops to the shop, you will wonder what she is up to, probably giving one of the site members a free be.

She has changed, she is putting all that behind her. Tomorrow the rest of her life starts, no longer will she have to barter with punters for the bareback rate.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:At least i can prove I sleep with Megan fox.

Bet Quent can't post a picture of his bird with her slender arm round his neck.

Pig faced mute? WTF is one of those ? You folk from Devon and Cornwall are on another planet. I imagine Quent's moll driving an open top Suzuki Vitari with the sun in her hair. FWIW I think she is pretty but her threadbare wardbrobe makes me iclined to believe that she may be planning to do a bunk.