I'm in love with a Prostitute

wanderlust wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
May I recommend you take her for a chicken kebab at the Paradise in Longsight.

You've taken out a 10k loan, to pay off a prostitutes "three year" "contract"

... sounds plausible.

I don't think we've heard the end of this somehow!

You weren't all taking the piss when Richard Gere took Julia Roberts shopping on Rodeo Drive, were you, you horrible, cynical swines?

I bet he spent more than £10k on her (adjusted for inflation) over the course of that week. He paid her several thousand dollars, put her up in a penthouse suite, took her to the opera, bought her a new wardrobe etc etc.

I think it's dead romantic, and I'm not even a girl. Or gay.

largehat wrote:You weren't all taking the piss when Richard Gere took Julia Roberts shopping on Rodeo Drive, were you, you horrible, cynical swines?

I bet he spent more than £10k on her (adjusted for inflation) over the course of that week. He paid her several thousand dollars, put her up in a penthouse suite, took her to the opera, bought her a new wardrobe etc etc.

I think it's dead romantic, and I'm not even a girl. Or gay.

Surely she is worth more than 10K, cant you get a bigger loan say 15k and offer it to her boss as a bonus. Maybe get her to throw in a freebie once a week as a gesture of goodwill.

This has got to be a wind up of the highest order a escort/brass with debts of £16-000.That sounds like her crack dealer minding the kids,while you loan her £500.Wake up man.You say you struglle with the girls/ladies.Well join a few dating sites dont they match you with people who have similair interests.Not on looks.Ive been married 7 years and been together 14 my wife is my soul mate and we have just as much fun almost as we did when we met.You want someone who is compatible not just blitzing your wallet.You said you was getting her a loan for £10-000 this has got to be a piss take or you are the biggest mug ever.These girls are in it for the Cash.How is she £16-000 in debt unless she is a junkie.Mate your being mugged off.Get Rid and quickly.

Born to be a wanderer wrote:This has got to be a wind up of the highest order a escort/brass with debts of £16-000.That sounds like her crack dealer minding the kids,while you loan her £500.Wake up man.You say you struglle with the girls/ladies.Well join a few dating sites dont they match you with people who have similair interests.Not on looks.Ive been married 7 years and been together 14 my wife is my soul mate and we have just as much fun almost as we did when we met.You want someone who is compatible not just blitzing your wallet.You said you was getting her a loan for £10-000 this has got to be a piss take or you are the biggest mug ever.These girls are in it for the Cash.How is she £16-000 in debt unless she is a junkie.Mate your being mugged off.Get Rid and quickly.

Nail and head springs to mind.

'head' ? and how much would that cost

Born to be a wanderer wrote:This has got to be a wind up of the highest order a escort/brass with debts of £16-000.That sounds like her crack dealer minding the kids,while you loan her £500.Wake up man.You say you struglle with the girls/ladies.Well join a few dating sites dont they match you with people who have similair interests.Not on looks.Ive been married 7 years and been together 14 my wife is my soul mate and we have just as much fun almost as we did when we met.You want someone who is compatible not just blitzing your wallet.You said you was getting her a loan for £10-000 this has got to be a piss take or you are the biggest mug ever.These girls are in it for the Cash.How is she £16-000 in debt unless she is a junkie.Mate your being mugged off.Get Rid and quickly.

Mate, I'm pleased for you I really am, I'd give anything for a woman like yours. But the sad fact is I'm useless with woman I don't know - I could go on a hundred dates from a dating site and they'd all be a disaster. Because I've been a client of Marie's for a while I know her, it's only recently where I've found myself thinking about her as anything but an expensive jump.

But let me ask you this, if you'd had to pay £10k to get your wife wouldn't you have done it? £10k is not a lot to find true love. As for her debts, I'm pretty sure she's not a junkie although I've never actually seen her arms because she's always wearing rubber. But if she'd sniffed £16k of crack up her nose I reckon I'd know.

I can fully understand you thinking she's taking me for a ride, but if you were in my shoes you'd know she's 100% genuine. I'll have the £10k for her in the morning, I'm driving round there to set her free.

Good luck Quent. You follow your heart, lad.

You Smoke Crack on a pipe and it is easy to spend £500 in one session.There would be no marks on her body as it is not an injectable drug.Google Crack Cocaine mate.Heroin is an Injectable drug but it can also be smoked.Keep your £10-000 mate find someone who likes you for you.Im sure your not the elephant man and there is nothing wrong with being shy.Everyone feels uneasy with the opposite sex at one time or another just be yourself.Dont pass £10-000 on YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT.I hope im wrong keep me posted .

If you are struggling for cash then try Log Book loans. They take your log book as collateral and if you don't make the payments they repo your car. On the plus side, just think how much money you would save with public transport.

Quent, if its confidence you lack, I've heard that having a penis extension helps, and makes you extremely confident ! You can have at least a couple ( I think) for 10 k. (I've saved £2.37 so far )

I can see this thread running until Quent stumps up the extra for a bareback session and ends up with a bad dose of the clap.

I think we will all sponsor him, as long as he provides the evidence in the form of a film

It would be nice if he would post a picture of her so we could make an informed observation. Her face would suffice.

This is growing itno one of my best threads of all time. if it's not a wind up and 100% true then I hope it works out. But personally it sounds like she is taking you for a ride.

The text which you put up a while back about her reminding you not to forget the cash for the babysitter would have annoyed me to be honest.

Anyway hope for your sake it works out.

There's more chance of Anders Breivik being found not guilty than this post having a happy ending.

All these innuendos ! 'taken for a ride', 'endings'. Things are getting out of hand, (is that anotheer one?)

Its all Bollock's, good on him, he kept us entertained for a while.