I'm in love with a Prostitute

I have no doubt whatsoever that you are deeply in love with this character.

I wonder who is smashing Marie up the arse tonight, I no its not Quent as he will be getting sloppy seconds tomorrow.
As long as the cash machine is working.

Mr Magoo wrote:I wonder who is smashing Marie up the arse tonight,

She doesn't do anal.

You've asked then?

All girls say "i don't do anal."

gloswhite wrote:You've asked then?

She has a flyer with her prices on.

Good 'un

Quent wrote:She doesn't do anal.

She does, trust me, she does.

Quent wrote:She doesn't do anal.

I don't blame her. Neither do I.

Oy Quent don't forget to get some money out for the spunk bucket.

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Quent don't forget to get some money out for the spunk bucket.

You are a nasty piece of work Mr Magoo, maybe one day you'll fall for someone out of your league and know how it feels.

No one is out of my league, you ugly prossi shagger.

Mr Magoo wrote:No one is out of my league.

I reckon Anne Wiggycomb is out of your league. After her success on Strictly Come Dancing she wouldn't give you the steam off her piss.

I bet she would, I think she does rolly polly grams at the weekend's.

Mr Magoo wrote:I bet she would, I think she does rolly polly grams at the weekend's.

A faint heart never fcuked a pig so if you are up for it with her I suggest you take a large brown paper bag with you.

Stop spoiling Quents sad spunk bucket thread.

SHE JUST CALLED, SHE JUST CALLED!!!



She wants to talk. This is it chaps, I'm in like Flynn.

What's the betting she has run out of cash ?

Get in there my son!