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422 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu May 03 2012, 21:41
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
bwfc71 wrote:Apologies for sounding harsh - but I just hoped you have learned that you cannot change some people, no matter how much you try.
I followed my heart, I did everything I could to make her life better. Now I'm £10k down and Percy says I owe him and he's going to collect sometime soon.
423 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu May 03 2012, 21:51
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Tell Percy to fcuk off or you will report him to the fuzz.
424 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu May 03 2012, 22:18
largehat
Frank Worthington
Quent wrote:Reebok Trotter wrote:Have you tried Match.com ?
Are the hookers cheap, I'm £10k down remember.
425 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu May 03 2012, 22:32
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Quent wrote:
Are the hookers cheap, I'm £10k down remember.
If your'e looking for someone visual that's not too abysmal then I can recommend Mystic Cafe.Com
426 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri May 04 2012, 18:40
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Just make sure you don't damage your right hand at work, you may need it very soon ! (assuming you are right-handed) 
427 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon May 07 2012, 22:54
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Your still alive then quent.
428 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon May 07 2012, 22:56
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Yes, but when I read the story back I realised it sounded like I was making it up. So I stopped.
429 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon May 07 2012, 23:07
Sluffy
Admin
Fair enough.
Put it all behind you and post from now on as if nothing as happened.
I think that would be for the best.
Put it all behind you and post from now on as if nothing as happened.
I think that would be for the best.
430 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon May 07 2012, 23:14
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Well, I was getting a blow job this evening....
431 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon May 07 2012, 23:55
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Don't do it you will hurt your neck.
432 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 09 2012, 15:14
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Larghat... when you mentioned this thread i thought it was a wind up
433 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 09 2012, 17:12
Keegan
Admin
Mr Magoo wrote:Don't do it you will hurt your neck.
I hope your neck feels better now, Magoo.
434 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 09 2012, 22:08
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Keegan, you know he's a sucker for such comments
435 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 09 2012, 22:31
Mallorca Trotter
David Lee
Did you get the Focus back..?
436 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Aug 07 2012, 13:56
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Quent wrote:Seeing as this is an anonymous site I'm going to touch on a topic I would never discuss with anyone I know for fear of them thinking I'm weird.
As you know I use hookers, most weeks if I'm honest. Not the back street sort that will give you a handjob for £10, but the higher end escorts that expect dinner and a drink before they service you. I'm not ashamed of this in any way. I'm not Brad Pitt in the looks department and I'm not good at talking to women I like. Plus, I have a job that has weird hours so my social life is in the crapper. Oh, and don't forget the hairy back.
Anyway, my favourite escort is Marie. She's 26, well educated, unmarried with a 2 year old son. She's really pretty without being model pretty if you know what I mean. But most importantly she's really nice, great to talk to and fun to be with. I often enjoy the dinner aspect of the "date" more than the sex itself (although that is great)
I've been seeing Marie for about 18 months and I've noticed in recent months that she has become more open with me, actually discussing her home life and son. And last week she let me drive her home to her house and invited me in for coffee. Nothing happened but we talked for hours.
I think I'm falling for this woman which I know is a complete cliche. Of course she's putting on an act to make sure I come back for more, and until recently I would have thought the same about Marie. But now I think she might actually be interested in me.
The question is this, have I watched Pretty Woman too many times or could a relationship work with an escort? Is anyone on here in a relationship with a hooker or married to one?
I don't know whether this is good news or bad news, but Marie called me last night. Amazingly she is prepared to forget the whole "unconscious hooker in a trunk" episode and wants to see me again. She says she can't get me out of her head, even though she's tried to move on.
Is this the break I've been waiting for? She even says she'll give me a discount because of the £10k she effectively stole from me, and she'll now do bareback!
So what should I do? Am I heading for more heartbreak or could this be "the one". After Billie and a string of fat grannies it really would be nice to feel the flesh of a young woman without a cock or grey pubes.
437 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Aug 07 2012, 14:06
largehat
Frank Worthington
You should never go back in life, Quent.
Or at least in this case, you should make the dirty little tramp work that 10K off on her back. I'm a bit concerned about this "discount" business, you should be aiming for at least 75% off. You've got half the slags in South Manchester at your fingertips, so you need a truly compelling reason to stick your snout back in that particular trough.
Or at least in this case, you should make the dirty little tramp work that 10K off on her back. I'm a bit concerned about this "discount" business, you should be aiming for at least 75% off. You've got half the slags in South Manchester at your fingertips, so you need a truly compelling reason to stick your snout back in that particular trough.
438 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Aug 07 2012, 14:24
Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
Her pimp is probably going to torture you before taking everything you own. You should go for it.
439 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Aug 07 2012, 14:38
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
largehat wrote: you need a truly compelling reason to stick your snout back in that particular trough.
Isn't this compelling enough?
Marie's Fit Body
440 Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Aug 07 2012, 14:40
Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Bit gutted actually, just read this review of Erin (Marie's whore name):
I'm thinking the bastard forgot his condoms and she still shagged him. Can I really trust her?
Actually saw Erin at my hotel for 5 hours but there was not an option to select this time, very sexy young lady, very experienced and clearly loves what she does, fantastic arse and an absolute pleasure to have spent what started as a cheeky hour and ended in an unforgettable evening, Thank you Erin and I will be sure to see you next month and I will be better prepared next time x
I'm thinking the bastard forgot his condoms and she still shagged him. Can I really trust her?
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