You did right in not mentioning anything about the gender reassignment surgery in your advert.
Plenty of weirdos out there.
Plenty of weirdos out there.
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Copper Dragon wrote:You did right in not mentioning anything about the gender reassignment surgery in your advert.
Plenty of weirdos out there.
JizzyPants wrote:Hi there I am looking for a woman for a 3some with me and mi missus on a Thursday after bingo. she is shaved and has a tato of a skull on her bum. we have own butt plugs.
Reebok_Rebel wrote:I love the sun and the mirror, they are my favourite papers.
One of my pet hates are men that burn ladies vaginas, I brand them as complete scumbags.
I'd leave a longer post to tell you more about myself but I just had a quick look on the site during a break were I downed a bottle of Newcastle Brown ale and had a good scratch of my sweaty balls, I'm busy putting up some bookshelves you see.
Soul Kitchen wrote:Nat, Ffs are you into the same substances as 1874, or are you actually 1874?
Your fantasies are well beyond attainability, you must be on some sort of shit!!
mark leach wrote:Is it a tranny site?
I'll give you a go, we could start with a night at the dogs followed by a ruby then I'll take you back to my caravan for a 69 with a flake.Natasha Whittam wrote:Be honest, you expected this topic to have been started by Hipster, Boggers or Doffcocker. But no, I, Natasha Whittam, have decided to take the plunge and join a dating website.
I'm tired of meeting footballers, Z-list celebs, millionaires and all the other wankers I've dated over the years. What I need is a real man. One who reads The Sun or The Mirror, can put up a bookshelf, and doesn't try and burn my genitalia off.
There appears to be lots of dating websites to choose from, but they all seem to want you to sell yourself in the form of an introduction. So I've had a go and I could do with your thoughts and constructive criticism:Natasha wrote:Hot Businesswoman of the Year, 29, seeks real man for marriage, children and cuddles. I like Vimto, Twirls and Rob Earnshaw. You must be aged 28-45, own your own teeth, be able to do manly things like build and mend, although men with blow-torches will be ignored.
Do you think I'll find the future Mr Whittam?
Natasha Whittam wrote:Soul Kitchen wrote:Nat, Ffs are you into the same substances as 1874, or are you actually 1874?
Your fantasies are well beyond attainability, you must be on some sort of shit!!
Everyone deserves love SK, even Businesswomen of the Year.
Try Rotherham.Natasha Whittam wrote:Be honest, you expected this topic to have been started by Hipster, Boggers or Doffcocker. But no, I, Natasha Whittam, have decided to take the plunge and join a dating website.
I'm tired of meeting footballers, Z-list celebs, millionaires and all the other wankers I've dated over the years. What I need is a real man. One who reads The Sun or The Mirror, can put up a bookshelf, and doesn't try and burn my genitalia off.
There appears to be lots of dating websites to choose from, but they all seem to want you to sell yourself in the form of an introduction. So I've had a go and I could do with your thoughts and constructive criticism:Natasha wrote:Hot Businesswoman of the Year, 29, seeks real man for marriage, children and cuddles. I like Vimto, Twirls and Rob Earnshaw. You must be aged 28-45, own your own teeth, be able to do manly things like build and mend, although men with blow-torches will be ignored.
Do you think I'll find the future Mr Whittam?
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