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karlypants
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21I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 20:07

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

You did right in not mentioning anything about the gender reassignment surgery in your advert.


Plenty of weirdos out there.

22I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 20:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Copper Dragon wrote:You did right in not mentioning anything about the gender reassignment surgery in your advert.


Plenty of weirdos out there.

I refuse to accept dating tips from a Burnley wanker. We all know that when you want a date you just leave a note on the fridge.

23I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 20:11

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat, I would ask him which kind of fisting he likes, due to you having a burnt out front bum he may or may not like anal fisting the same as you but with you being able to give a lot of give there that might just sway him to you!

24I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 20:17

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

JizzyPants wrote:Hi there I am looking for a woman for a 3some with me and mi missus on a Thursday after bingo. she is shaved and has a tato of a skull on her bum. we have own butt plugs.

25I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 20:32

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I love the sun and the mirror, they are my favourite papers. 

One of my pet hates are men that burn ladies vaginas, I brand them as complete scumbags. 

I'd leave a longer post to tell you more about myself but I just had a quick look on the site during a break were I downed a bottle of Newcastle Brown ale and had a good scratch of my sweaty balls, I'm busy putting up some bookshelves you see.

26I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 20:38

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok_Rebel wrote:I love the sun and the mirror, they are my favourite papers. 

One of my pet hates are men that burn ladies vaginas, I brand them as complete scumbags. 

I'd leave a longer post to tell you more about myself but I just had a quick look on the site during a break were I downed a bottle of Newcastle Brown ale and had a good scratch of my sweaty balls, I'm busy putting up some bookshelves you see.

That would have been funny had it not been for the fact that this is my life we're talking about. No one wants to grow old alone.

27I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 22:18

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Soul Kitchen wrote:Nat, Ffs are you into the same substances as 1874, or are you actually 1874?
Your fantasies are well beyond attainability, you must be on some sort of shit!!

The substance Nat is addicted to is a new drug it's called "attention"

28I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 22:51

mark leach

mark leach
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Is it a tranny site?

29I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Mon Aug 25 2014, 23:05

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

mark leach wrote:Is it a tranny site?

It is now

30I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Tue Aug 26 2014, 00:18

Rancid Robert

Rancid Robert
Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel

I joined wife banger but it's not what I thought it was .

31I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Tue Aug 26 2014, 00:24

Rancid Robert

Rancid Robert
Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel

Natasha Whittam wrote:Be honest, you expected this topic to have been started by Hipster, Boggers or Doffcocker. But no, I, Natasha Whittam, have decided to take the plunge and join a dating website.

I'm tired of meeting footballers, Z-list celebs, millionaires and all the other wankers I've dated over the years. What I need is a real man. One who reads The Sun or The Mirror, can put up a bookshelf, and doesn't try and burn my genitalia off.

There appears to be lots of dating websites to choose from, but they all seem to want you to sell yourself in the form of an introduction. So I've had a go and I could do with your thoughts and constructive criticism:

Natasha wrote:Hot Businesswoman of the Year, 29, seeks real man for marriage, children and cuddles. I like Vimto, Twirls and Rob Earnshaw. You must be aged 28-45, own your own teeth, be able to do manly things like build and mend, although men with blow-torches will be ignored.

Do you think I'll find the future Mr Whittam?
I'll give you a go, we could start with a night at the dogs followed by a ruby then I'll take you back to my caravan for a 69 with a flake.

32I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Tue Aug 26 2014, 12:48

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Soul Kitchen wrote:Nat, Ffs are you into the same substances as 1874, or are you actually 1874?
Your fantasies are well beyond attainability, you must be on some sort of shit!!

Everyone deserves love SK, even Businesswomen of the Year.

Go and pay for it, like you suggested I and many others are supposed to do!! Very Happy

I'm sure you could get somebody to tamper with your tarnished bits!?! Very Happy

33I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Wed Aug 27 2014, 11:57

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Be honest, you expected this topic to have been started by Hipster, Boggers or Doffcocker. But no, I, Natasha Whittam, have decided to take the plunge and join a dating website.

I'm tired of meeting footballers, Z-list celebs, millionaires and all the other wankers I've dated over the years. What I need is a real man. One who reads The Sun or The Mirror, can put up a bookshelf, and doesn't try and burn my genitalia off.

There appears to be lots of dating websites to choose from, but they all seem to want you to sell yourself in the form of an introduction. So I've had a go and I could do with your thoughts and constructive criticism:

Natasha wrote:Hot Businesswoman of the Year, 29, seeks real man for marriage, children and cuddles. I like Vimto, Twirls and Rob Earnshaw. You must be aged 28-45, own your own teeth, be able to do manly things like build and mend, although men with blow-torches will be ignored.

Do you think I'll find the future Mr Whittam?
Try Rotherham.

34I've Joined A Dating Website - Page 2 Empty Re: I've Joined A Dating Website Wed Aug 27 2014, 11:59

Guest


Guest

She's too old.

And the wrong sex.

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