Bonce's own personal thread

I'm hoping Breadman hasn't got a yeast infection and is going to start posting again as well!

Come on Breadders, use your loaf, you know it makes sense!

in all seriousness, i really do hope they come back, new year, new start and all that.

Pull yourselves together,you idle bunch of degenerates. I've only been down the shops.
Mind you,I did get arrested and banged up for going through Brucie's dustbin again.
My mate Lennie came down to bail me out but promptly got sectioned. That's the third time this year.
So it was down to Bread. His penchant for not wearing pants didn't go down too well in the cop shop and he was arrested on the spot. Fortunately they put us in the same cell,thus allowing us to put our huge brains together and formulate a cunning plan. This consisted of Bread blaming me for everything and promising to donate a large sum the Police Benevolent Fund. It worked for him,and he was last seen heading for the train station. On the way he apparently had a serious theological argument with three nuns who took to beating him about the head with alarming regularity,culminating in all four of them being carted off to pokey.
He's in the cell next door,for which I'm very grateful. We both have internet access,and I intend to use the opportunity to enlist the help of a certain person of stature in the world of entertainment.
We're both innocent.
But I'm more innocent than he is.
If he'd just keep his bloody pants on we might make some progress.

so lets get this straight, bread is in prison sat at a computer in his cell with no pants on.................fair play!

boltonbonce wrote:Pull yourselves together,you idle bunch of degenerates. I've only been down the shops.
Mind you,I did get arrested and banged up for going through Brucie's dustbin again.
My mate Lennie came down to bail me out but promptly got sectioned. That's the third time this year.
So it was down to Bread. His penchant for not wearing pants didn't go down too well in the cop shop and he was arrested on the spot. Fortunately they put us in the same cell,thus allowing us to put our huge brains together and formulate a cunning plan. This consisted of Bread blaming me for everything and promising to donate a large sum the Police Benevolent Fund. It worked for him,and he was last seen heading for the train station. On the way he apparently had a serious theological argument with three nuns who took to beating him about the head with alarming regularity,culminating in all four of them being carted off to pokey.
He's in the cell next door,for which I'm very grateful. We both have internet access,and I intend to use the opportunity to enlist the help of a certain person of stature in the world of entertainment.
We're both innocent.
But I'm more innocent than he is.
If he'd just keep his bloody pants on we might make some progress.

nice to see you to see you nice Boncey

As far as I know that is the case.
Takes three cops to feed him. He's not happy.
He's asked Mrs Bread to bring his telescope down. Don't know what he expects to see.

Norpig wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Pull yourselves together,you idle bunch of degenerates. I've only been down the shops.
Mind you,I did get arrested and banged up for going through Brucie's dustbin again.
My mate Lennie came down to bail me out but promptly got sectioned. That's the third time this year.
So it was down to Bread. His penchant for not wearing pants didn't go down too well in the cop shop and he was arrested on the spot. Fortunately they put us in the same cell,thus allowing us to put our huge brains together and formulate a cunning plan. This consisted of Bread blaming me for everything and promising to donate a large sum the Police Benevolent Fund. It worked for him,and he was last seen heading for the train station. On the way he apparently had a serious theological argument with three nuns who took to beating him about the head with alarming regularity,culminating in all four of them being carted off to pokey.
He's in the cell next door,for which I'm very grateful. We both have internet access,and I intend to use the opportunity to enlist the help of a certain person of stature in the world of entertainment.
We're both innocent.
But I'm more innocent than he is.
If he'd just keep his bloody pants on we might make some progress.

nice to see you to see you nice Boncey

Good game good game.

boltonbonce wrote:As far as I know that is the case.
Takes three cops to feed him. He's not happy.
He's asked Mrs Bread to bring his telescope down. Don't know what he expects to see.

I think Magoo has a lot to answer!

I blame Magoo for most things.
Although I'm making good use of my time in the cells.
I'm building a giant matchstick out of models of the Titanic.

Wankers the lot of you, Bread you gay twat get posting again you fat headed retard.

No.

No what ?

Breadman wrote:No.

please

No.

The clue was that Breadders posted!

Breadman wrote:No.

I'm not speaking to you.
I gave you that bar of soap to carve into the shape of a gun,and you made it into a spoon.
I'm making a break for it tonight. I've got outside help.

Breadman wrote:No.

well expect a visit from big barry later on tonight in your cell then.  he's only 5 ft 5 inches, but as you will find out later he is taller lay down

Trust me,he's more worried about the three nuns.