Bonce's own personal thread

Mr Magoo wrote:Channel 4 10.20pm a good one for bonce.

It's a repeat. I watched it last time around but it wasn't really my cup of tea.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Channel 4 10.20pm a good one for bonce.

It's a repeat. I watched it last time around but it wasn't really my cup of tea.

But bonce may enjoy it.

I would really be surprised if anybody under 50 could possibly enjoy it. Oh.. hang on...

Cheeky buggers.
He's been pulling younger birds since King Tut. Why not me?

You are over 50.

Over 50! Over 60!!

Your fucked

Mr Magoo wrote:Your fucked

Hello....is that the Samaritans?

Yes how may I assist you.

Can you put me in touch with a hitman in the Devon area.
I'll pay over the odds if necessary. 

I will put the word out for you Bonce.

Thanks Magoo.

WTF! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30750361

There really are some strange people out there Bonce!

karlypants wrote:There really are some strange people out there Bonce!

I hope you're not pointing the finger at me.

The Nicholas brothers. Try this after a few pints. They were sensational.

karlypants wrote:There really are some strange people out there Bonce!

He says

Beckford just scored for Preston.

Free header, totally unmarked about four yards out.

Even I would have scored that.

And I'm shit.