Bonce's own personal thread

I said last night on the Chatbox that I'd dropped my laptop and was having to use the touch-screen keyboard and it's shit.

I really can't get used to it, it takes ages to type anything and I spend five minutes correcting all the typo's before I click send.

Utter rubbish.

use your fingers rather than your hands

I'll be taking it to my mate Sid (Saddique), proprietor of Mr Mobiles in Little Hulton when I get home.

He's great.

When the dog knocked a full mug of tea over my last one, he fitted a new hard drive, keyboard and installed Windows Vista for Forty five quid.

Top bloke.

What's your Native American name?
https://www.blogthings.com/nativeamericannamegenerator/

Breadman wrote:

I'll be taking it to my mate Sid (Saddique), proprietor of Mr Mobiles in Little Hulton when I get home.

He's great.

When the dog knocked a full mug of tea over my last one, he fitted a new hard drive, keyboard and installed Windows Vista for Forty five quid.

Top bloke.

So fake Windows Vista (unless it is just a simple restore with original discs!) and second hand bits for that price then?

I hope you backup your data Breadders! Seriously!

Birmingham City's owners go into receivership.
Not good.

boltonbonce wrote:Birmingham City's owners go into receivership.
Not good.

Will they have points deducted?

MartinBWFC wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Birmingham City's owners go into receivership.
Not good.

Will they have points deducted?

Think the club would have to go into administration for that to happen.

boltonbonce wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31547073

Breadders seems to have his hands in more pies than one!

Good move!

One word - Commando.

Or a pair of these beauties:

smell my cheese you mother

I'm trying to post serious political stuff and you lot are making a mockery of it.
Disgraceful.

boltonbonce wrote:What's your Native American name?
https://www.blogthings.com/nativeamericannamegenerator/

That's shit.

Mine is apparently "Evil Hearted Soaring Turkey Vulture"

However if I include my surname in the "name generator" it's

"Shameless Bird with Big Beak" which sounds like a well-hung trannie.

Mine is......Pannoowau Wahanassatta.

Mine's: 
[size=39]Ahanu Hohnihhohkaiyohos[/size]

WTF....?

I can't even pronounce my own name?

I'm a shit indian.

Breadman wrote:Mine's: 
[size=39]Ahanu Hohnihhohkaiyohos[/size]

WTF....?

I can't even pronounce my own name?

I'm a shit indian.

Bread - I just put Ahanu whateveritis back into the generator and it came up with a different Indian name....

Trustworthy One Who Walks With His Toes Turned Outward