Bonce's own personal thread

Where is everyone? It's spooky.

Alright boncey. Im about. Looking after the kids while the missus is xmas shopping. So far we have watched frozen and box trolls. Had coco pops for breakfast and cheese on toast for lunch. Its actually turning out to be a nice day.

Coco pops. Are they still going?
I'm hooked on crunchy nut cornflakes at the moment.

I was for a bit but got a few boxes that were too nutty.

Not cheap either. We're getting well screwed when it comes to breakfast cereals.

Cheaper than that cereal bar that opened up in london. 3.75 a bowl. What a piss take

This should finish Bonce off.

http://www.legrugru.com/avent/

Nat will be very jealous

I'm enjoying watching SDj doing his thing on BBC4 in his TV special from the 60's but I can't help thinking that it needs a "conveyor belt full of tat that you could win if you remembered what was on it" type angle or a Father and Daughter couple from Coventry trying to throw pots with (allegedly) hilarious consequences for it to be a mainstream success.

If only Brucey had met him earlier.......

It's pitiful to watch the poor sap trying to be Brucie. 2nd best all round.
Catch Brucie and his chums at the Palladium,Dec 27th,BBC 1 8.30.
I'll be there with a box of tissues. (to dab my eyes! You pervs)

Don't forget the Strictly Christmas Special on Christmas Day!

It's been pre-recorded, so he may already be dead but I doubt it.

Breadman wrote:Don't forget the Strictly Christmas Special on Christmas Day!

It's been pre-recorded, so he may already be dead but I doubt it.

Fuck that, I would rather listen to the Queen speech!

You'd better hope he lives Bread
I have other irons in the fire.

boltonbonce wrote:You'd better hope he lives Bread
I have other irons in the fire.

I hope this guy isn't one of them!...

No KP. You're safe.

Just had a 'quick message' from Ed Miliband,in which he asks me to donate £5,£10,£15 or 'another amount.
He can go whistle.
They always want more.

Throwing a sickie today.
I deserve some extra time in bed.
We've all done it,so don't come that!

I never have. The only time i had off in the last 6 or 7 years was beginning of december last year with that neuro virus. That was awful. Ive never had anything where the only two places i wanted to be was the loo or bed for 2 days.

Saying that though bonce, my mum would always go mad when any of her staff rang in sick and didnt have a day off sick for about 20 years whilst working at the same company.

in the end they treated her like shit and forced her out and even she realised its not really worth it and reminds me now not to put yourself out.

Enjoy your duvet day dude.