Bonce's own personal thread

I think Magoo may have flirted with the idea.

I've got a pretty good idea how he became short sighted.

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You were the hot brunette with curves that farted near the produce this weekend. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loafs of bread from La Panier. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.

So many old faces I remember well.

Lovely tribute. Roy Greaves looks so different without his beard.

boltonbonce wrote:So many old faces I remember well.

What a lovely gent, met him quite a few times, R.I.P Roy.

Just heard that US Defence Secretary Chuck Hagel has resigned. I should think so too.
How can anyone called 'Chuck' be trusted with high office?
Wouldn't happen over here.
Could you imagine an education minister called Chuck Groves?
Or leader of the opposition Chuck Miliband?
Only Cilla Black should be allowed to utter the word 'chuck'.

A nice story,for a change.

OK,what's going on.
According to the map there are 2 of me,and we're both in London!

Brucies first attempt at Dancing on Ice was a total disaster.

Brucies venture into the square ring fared no better!

Reebok Trotter wrote:Brucies venture into the square ring fared no better!

You seem to be suggesting that Brucie wears a rug.

He may very well not wear a wig but why did he shirk the lasso lariat rodeo challenge?

That always makes me laugh.
I can only assume the guy was an idiot if he didn't think that could happen.

Something for all you meat munchers to chew on.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30227342

I always wash my poultry under a warm tap before cooking...

boltonbonce wrote:Something for all you meat munchers to chew on.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30227342

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30235009

This one caught my eye as well! What a turn up for the books. Looks like Plod may not have been telling porkies after all.

karlypants wrote:I always wash my poultry under a warm tap before cooking...

You're not meant to do that, mate, because all you're doing is splashing bacteria allover your sink and drainer.

Bacteria love two things: moisture and heat (between 5 and 60 degrees C), so you may actually be making things worse for yourself.

Provided you cook your chicken thoroughly, you shouldn't need to worry about Campylobacter Jejuni, as it will be completely killed off during the cooking process and won't give you the shits.