Bonce's own personal thread

Amused at the result.

Great news.
Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC!

Oboltonbonce wrote:Great news.
Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC!

Yet they'll still let bruce Forsyth on. BBC is just ridiculous.

Did he rock up to Top Gear in a "Julian Assange is Innocent!" t-shirt or summat?

Bwfc1958 wrote:

Oboltonbonce wrote:Great news.
Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC!

Yet they'll still let bruce Forsyth on. BBC is just ridiculous.

Who is this 'Oboltonbonce' dude?

Vocative article when addressing a Bonce, I believe.

Who says Latin's dead!

Breadman wrote:

Who says Latin's dead!

I didn't even know he was ill.
You never know the moment. 

Alas, poor Latin! I knew him, Bonce, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Keegan wrote:Alas, poor Latin! I knew him, Bonce, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Didn't stop his piles flaring up again.

How many of you lot are smokers?
Just curious because as I go about my daily business,I'm seeing a distinct trend toward abstention.
Still see a lot of women smoking though,but all in all I think we're finally getting the message.

Used to smoke but eventually packed in, seems a lifetime ago now.

As a lad I used to see the top deck of the bus rammed with smokers.
You couldn't see a thing inside because of the smoke.

Packed in the fags two years ago come April.

Started vaping.

Still addicted but to something else without the shit you get in fags.

Happy with that.

Cheaper, no stink and feel healthier.

If the Govt was serious about helping people to stop smoking they'd prescribe e-cigs to the masses.

But they won't do that because they get too much in tax from fags and the tobacco companies lobby them too hard.

"Yes, we are serious about helping people to stop smoking (because on the face of it, it makes us look good and creates the image that public health is important to us, despite the fact that we're cutting NHS funding and farming out more and more services to private contractors) but unfortunately.....

.....we get a shit load of cash from the cig companies and as a result, we're changing fuck all in terms of legislation! Fuck you!"

Rotten.

I have never smoked anything. Not even Ham or Salmon.

True story.

Bread is,sadly,spot on. 
A bloke in our close is into vaping and I was amazed when he told me the choice of flavours you can get.
He smokes Battenberg cake flavour!

I've heard that vaping/Ecigs are bad for you, someone said they put fluid on the lungs and have never been tested on humans.

But the government make too much money on fags, they really don't want everyone to stop, the be all and end all they couldn't give a shit about anybody, they're only interested in numbers.

True Scott.
They're probably even glad they're killing people off. Keeps the population down.

I've been smoking since I was 15 so about 9 years but decided to quit after New Year, got sick of gasping for air walking up the stairs and the prices are a joke.

Bought a vaporiser and it's worked for me, next step it to quit that I suppose but from a personal point of view I feel far healthier and fitter than I did before. I think the only health concern is not knowing the long term effects of inhaling pure nicotine but I'll risk it for now.

bwfc1874 wrote:I've been smoking since I was 15 so about 9 years but decided to quit after New Year, got sick of gasping for air walking up the stairs and the prices are a joke.

Bought a vaporiser and it's worked for me, next step it to quit that I suppose but from a personal point of view I feel far healthier and fitter than I did before. I think the only health concern is not knowing the long term effects of inhaling pure nicotine but I'll risk it for now.

If you want to quit just imagine every time you take a drag , Cameron pointing laughing at you.