Bonce's own personal thread

Are you an embarrassing drunk? Or do you retain your dignity?
I tend to start making outrageous statements of a political nature,but manage to keep myself in check in the main.
Christ knows what this old bugger was like when he'd finished the bottle!

Bonce, you recognized the handsome devil in my avatar, right?

Keegan wrote:Bonce, you recognized the handsome devil in my avatar, right?

Bloody hell!
Only just taken a good look. 
Anyone else noticed.

I thought it was somebody out of Parliament - Funkadelic:

I must be improving my skills if I could disguise Ras Brucie from you!

Keegan wrote:I must be improving my skills if I could disguise Ras Brucie from you!

You must try to cure yourself of this Brucie obsession. It's not healthy.

Just tried this and I appear to be on the left.
How many lefties on nuts?
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31973051

According to that, I'm somewhere left of Lenin.

And I think that, on the whole, that's a good thing.

Nice one comrade.

Cheers Foxy.

10 of out 25 confirms me as a leftie as well

Breadman wrote:Cheers Foxy.

Wolfie.
Not having Foxy. Sounds sexual.

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:Cheers Foxy.

Wolfie.
Not having Foxy. Sounds sexual.

Foxy was what his mother in law called him, wasn't it?

did you have that stored on your hard drive KP?

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:Cheers Foxy.

Wolfie.
Not having Foxy. Sounds sexual.

Foxy was what his mother in law called him, wasn't it?

Yes. The lovely Hilda Braid.

Norpig wrote:did you have that stored on your hard drive KP?

No but I have much ruder things on my pc!

Just had to trim my eyebrows again. They're out of control.
Had no trouble with them for 50 years,and now all hell breaks loose.
Up to the age of 56 I don't think I ever had the need to touch them,then they started behaving like Japanese knotweed. 
It'll happen to you too. Just like to know the reason mother nature has decided that at a certain point in his life a man needs to grow a privet hedge above his eyes.

boltonbonce wrote:Just had to trim my eyebrows again. They're out of control.
Had no trouble with them for 50 years,and now all hell breaks loose.
Up to the age of 56 I don't think I ever had the need to touch them,then they started behaving like Japanese knotweed. 
It'll happen to you too. Just like to know the reason mother nature has decided that at a certain point in his life a man needs to grow a privet hedge above his eyes.

How are you ears looking?

I had to buy a Babyliss trimmer thingy last year to sort out the sudden eruption of long grey hairs that had started appearing in and around mine.

And don't get me started on nose hair.......

The only good thing about going to the dentist's is the fact that you can go home and pluck your nose growth without crying like a baby because your face is numb.

I know the feeling. 
Hair seems to be migrating from the top of my head in a desperate effort to explore every other available orifice. I'm fighting a losing battle.
I've already binned a holiday in Canada in case I'm mistaken for Bigfoot. 
Do they do a nasal Brazilian?