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Nuts v Celebrities cricket result.

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Numpty 28723
Reebok Trotter
Boggersbelief
karlypants
Hipster_Nebula
Sluffy
Natasha Whittam
Mr Magoo
boltonbonce
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1Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 18:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Magoo had to be left out after an unfortunate incident at the bowlers end,which was dried out with sawdust. Play then started on time with Nutters winning the toss and opting to bat.

Reebok Trotter........................c Little b Blair        31
Karlypants..............................c Little b Blair        39
Boltonbonce.........................c&b Biggins              38
Hipster Nebula.........................run out                72
Norpig...............................c Tatchell b Rascal      29
y2johnny.................................c&b Rascal           16
Breadman (WK)...............lbw b Dickinson             41
Wanderlust.............................run out                 43
Banks of the Croal............c Icke b Forsyth            10
Boggersbelief.............c McGuinness b Rascal         16
Natasha Whttam...................not out                   59

Byes.................................................................72


TOTAL............................................................466



Good stuff by the Nutters with everyone playing their part. Hipster was unlucky when his kilt knocked the bails off,but the middle order slogged to great effect. Nat batted cannily to put together a fine 59 before being left high and dry when Boggers tried to swing one out of the ground,and was caught on the boundary by Paddy McGuinness off the bowling of Rascal.

There was then a 30 minutes break during which tea was taken,and Breadman nipped down to the nick to bail Magoo out. Play restarted in bright sunshine.



                               CELEBRITIES.


Syd Little............................c&b Norpig                                   21
David Dickinson...................c Whittam b y2johnny                  6
Lionel Blair.........................b y2johnny                                   12
Christopher Biggins..............c Breadman b Whittam              36
Bruce Forsyth.........................lbw b Norpig                            48
Stevie Wonder (WK).................b Whittam                              0
Warwick Davis....................head before wicket b Whittam      6
David Icke...........................c Breadman b Boggers               20
Peter Tatchell..........................not out (a likely story)            67
Dizzee Rascal....................c Boggers b y2johnny                    84
Paddy McGuinness...............c Hipster b Whittam                    22


Byes....................................................................................7


TOTAL..............................................................................329


A comfortable win in the end for the Nutters,although Tatchell showed signs of coming from behind as the floodlights came on,but in the end he ran out of partners.
With 3 wickets and a fine 59 not out, Nat was 'Man Of The Match.
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Well done to all.

Guest


Guest

Bloody brilliant!

Best post on here for ages.

Well played everybody, especially Boncey and Nat (who actually took 4 wickets).

"Warwick Davis....................head before wicket b Whittam       6"

Quality!

:rofl:

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Not bad for an old timer :biggrin:

Guest


Guest

I've just watched my dismissal back on Eurosport 17 HD and my leg was clearly outside the line on impact and anyway,the ball pitched about six inches outside leg stump, so I've been robbed.

Can we have DRS in future please?

Dickinson got me with a cheap dismissal.

Cheap as chips......

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't have that kind of technology Bread.
Hipster has more to complain about. His kilt knocked the bails off and he was given run out. That's clearly 'hit wicket' if you ask me.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I knew I'd win the game, I'm more like Ian Botham than you think.

Guest


Guest

He's a jock, so he won't understand anyway.

They don't have cricket up there because they're not as "culturally developed" as us.

Tipping telegraph poles end over end constitutes sport up there, don't forget.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Tatchell has been on talksport claiming ball tampering.
Very bitter.

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Natasha Whittam wrote:I knew I'd win the game, I'm more like Ian Botham than you think.
Are you saying you have hairy bollocks

10Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 19:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:I knew I'd win the game, I'm more like Ian Botham than you think.
Are you saying you have hairy bollocks
Not according to Tatchell on talksport.

11Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 19:37

Guest


Guest

Mr Magoo wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:I knew I'd win the game, I'm more like Ian Botham than you think.
Are you saying you have hairy bollocks

How do you know that Botham's bollocks are hairy?

Have you seen them?

12Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:02

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Fantastic :biggrin:

13Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:08

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Wow I did well, I got a really bad mark for cricket in school.

14Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Wow I did well, I got a really bad mark for cricket in school.

Yeah, I failed my cricket GCSE too Rolling Eyes

15Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:57

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Wow I did well, I got a really bad mark for cricket in school.

Yeah, I failed my cricket GCSE too Rolling Eyes

It was part of the P.E GCSE you dick head.

16Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 21:59

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Wow I did well, I got a really bad mark for cricket in school.

Yeah, I failed my cricket GCSE too Rolling Eyes

It was part of the P.E GCSE you dick head.
lol!

17Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Wed Nov 12 2014, 23:47

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Wow I did well, I got a really bad mark for cricket in school.

Yeah, I failed my cricket GCSE too Rolling Eyes

It was part of the P.E GCSE you dick head.

Hahahahahaha

18Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 10:26

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Tatchell also claimed he had a stonewall claim for lbw which was turned down.

19Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 10:44

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Uh pimp-tight game by da sound ot it jus' like Orenthawl James. Shame 'bout Stevie Wonder brace yo'self foo'! Yo Dizzee really excelled sho 'nuff you know das right!.

Ah hope da BBC remembers him when dey're choosin they Sports Personality O' Da Year don't make me shank ya an git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah! Ya' know what I'm sayin?
Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Dizzee-Rascal-008

20Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Empty Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 10:56

Guest


Guest

No, not really..........

Is it coz I is white?

Very Happy

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