Nuts v Celebrities cricket result.

I think Scott has you down as the Kevin Pietersen of Nuts.
Just don't mention me in any future book.
As for 'pretend cricket team', I'll have you know that I've got 30 years of these matches tucked away in scorebooks dotted about the house. It's deadly serious.
Silent comedians v Dad's army XI remains the only ever tied match.

Breadman wrote:Give him my spot in the next team, Boncey.

Whilst it's nice to be involved, it's not worth seeing a grown man crying on the internet about how he's been omitted from a pretend cricket team.

To be honest, it's a bit embarrassing to behold, so just give him my spot.

Its called banter or piss taking and look who jumps up taking it all serious .

The fool of fools.

Are there eleven silent comedians to pick from....?

I can only name about six.

L&H
Charlie Chaplin
Your Avi
Harold LLoyd
Fatty Arbuckle

And that's yer lot.........

Oh and Ben Turpin.

(How could I forget him?)

boltonbonce wrote:I think Scott has you down as the Kevin Pietersen of Nuts.
Just don't mention me in any future book.
As for 'pretend cricket team', I'll have you know that I've got 30 years of these matches tucked away in scorebooks dotted about the house. It's deadly serious.
Silent comedians v Dad's army XI remains the only ever tied match.

We'll piss the next match Bonce lad, then we'll have a baseball game against the cribs.

Fatty wasn't included. After that debauched party and a woman dying,I felt it best to leave him out.
Do we have enough baseball players on Nuts?

boltonbonce wrote:
Do we have enough baseball players on Nuts?

We've a few good posters that'll do us proud, Bonce lad.

scottjames30 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
Do we have enough baseball players on Nuts?

We've a few good posters that'll do us proud, Bonce lad.

I know for a fact that Magoo plays rounders,so he should do OK.

I will dress up in any gear bonce.

Mr Magoo wrote:I will dress up in any gear bonce.

Dress up as a chav and you can be Breadman 

Mr Magoo wrote:I will dress up in any gear bonce.

I know

That would be an.......ecumenical.......mattur...........!!!

Girls.....drink.......

Feck....arse!

Small..........far away

Ha ha!

Best Ted scene ever!

For the uninitiated (if there are any):

Fantastic. This always has me on the floor.

I got the Arbuckle reference earlier, by the way.

Just wanted you to know that it didn't go to waste.

Later with Jools Holland's on now - Ray Davies, Carole King, Bobby Womack, Floyd and Brian Wilson.

Can't beat that with a stick.

Taping it. Horlicks time for me. Night y'all,