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'Dead Musicians' beat a ''Famous Spectacle Wearers' eleven by 6 runs.
'Dead Musicians' beat a ''Famous Spectacle Wearers' eleven by 6 runs.
Nuts v Celebrities cricket result.
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Numpty 28723
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22 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 13:37
Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
How many did Frankie score?
23 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 17:40
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Can't believe I wasn't selected!!: took 10 wickets for 3 runs in a school match; scored 105 n.o. in a county league match and won the bowling award in the same league for having the best average over the season. New selectors required!!
24 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 17:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sorry,but money changed hands.okocha wrote:Can't believe I wasn't selected!!: took 10 wickets for 3 runs in a school match; scored 105 n.o. in a county league match and won the bowling award in the same league for having the best average over the season. New selectors required!!
I'm afraid the selection process was less than transparent.
25 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 18:20
Keegan
Admin
The only West Indian available for selection and nothing! Travesty!
26 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 18:29
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
West Indian cricket is a shambles at the minute.Keegan wrote:The only West Indian available for selection and nothing! Travesty!
Couldn't take a chance.
27 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 19:00
Keegan
Admin
Expect two burly gentlemen of West Indian descent to visit you shortly bearing a rather large suitcase.
28 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Thu Nov 13 2014, 19:29
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Does the suitcase contain money?Keegan wrote:Expect two burly gentlemen of West Indian descent to visit you shortly bearing a rather large suitcase.
Or is it my transport?
31 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 15:38
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
so proud to have removed the legend that is Brucie! Got him plum as well, his hairpiece fell over his eyes at the crucial moment and it was all over for him. Perhaps next time he should hand it to the umpire for safe keeping 
32 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 16:07
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He was well pissed off after coming so close to a 50.
He called you a chucker on Talksport.
He called you a chucker on Talksport.
33 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 17:00
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Why wasn't i picked for the team, twats.
34 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 17:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Problem with your image rights.scottjames30 wrote:Why wasn't i picked for the team, twats.
35 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 17:13
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Please explain.boltonbonce wrote:Problem with your image rights.scottjames30 wrote:Why wasn't i picked for the team, twats.
36 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 17:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The sponsors wouldn't cough up enough dosh.scottjames30 wrote:Please explain.boltonbonce wrote:Problem with your image rights.scottjames30 wrote:Why wasn't i picked for the team, twats.
A man with a six pack should command a premium contract,but they wouldn't budge.
I had no option but to leave you out.
Those bastards from Hobbycraft won't mess with me again.
37 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 17:49
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:The sponsors wouldn't cough up enough dosh.scottjames30 wrote:Please explain.boltonbonce wrote:Problem with your image rights.scottjames30 wrote:Why wasn't i picked for the team, twats.
A man with a six pack should command a premium contract,but they wouldn't budge.
I had no option but to leave you out.
Those bastards from Hobbycraft won't mess with me again.
38 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 17:53
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I'm the boss of the ultras Bonce lad, just put me in the team next time, no more weak excuses, i'm batting first end of.boltonbonce wrote:The sponsors wouldn't cough up enough dosh.scottjames30 wrote:Please explain.boltonbonce wrote:Problem with your image rights.scottjames30 wrote:Why wasn't i picked for the team, twats.
A man with a six pack should command a premium contract,but they wouldn't budge.
I had no option but to leave you out.
Those bastards from Hobbycraft won't mess with me again.
Make them an offer that they can't refuse.
Even if i hate cricket, put me in. First on the team sheet next time, fuck Breadman off or something if you've enough players.
39 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 18:01
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Will do,Godfather. 
40 Re: Nuts v Celebrities cricket result. Fri Nov 14 2014, 18:36
Guest
Guest
Give him my spot in the next team, Boncey.
Whilst it's nice to be involved, it's not worth seeing a grown man crying on the internet about how he's been omitted from a pretend cricket team.
To be honest, it's a bit embarrassing to behold, so just give him my spot.
Whilst it's nice to be involved, it's not worth seeing a grown man crying on the internet about how he's been omitted from a pretend cricket team.
To be honest, it's a bit embarrassing to behold, so just give him my spot.
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