HomeDeath and more taxes, so no!!karlypants wrote:What about a time machine that went forward?
Would anyone want to see what is in the future?
Time machine.
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21 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 07:29
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
22 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 09:35
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Yeah I would go forward 20 years and see what the future holds for BWFC. Champions of Europe with a massive Neil Lennon statue next to Nat lofthouse. That's the dream.karlypants wrote:What about a time machine that went forward?
Would anyone want to see what is in the future?
23 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 09:44
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Soul Kitchen wrote:Death and more taxes, so no!!karlypants wrote:What about a time machine that went forward?
Would anyone want to see what is in the future?
24 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 11:15
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I'd go back 80 years to the point at which Soul Kitchen's parents were about to conceive and introduce myself to them.
That intervention could save a lot of future bullshit on this site.
That intervention could save a lot of future bullshit on this site.
25 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 11:20
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Natasha Whittam wrote:I'd go back 80 years to the point at which Soul Kitchen's parents were about to conceive and introduce myself to them.
That intervention could save a lot of future bullshit on this site.
But surely, SK's Dad may well be swayed by your stunning good looks and charm and, in a bizarre twist like something out of a Ray Bradbury novella, you may actually turn out to be SK's Mum......!
26 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 11:21
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:you may actually turn out to be SK's Mum......!
You absolute twat. That's the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.
28 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 12:03
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Bollotom2014 wrote:I don't have a shed so I guess I'll never have a time machine now.
Go and get a shed immediately.
Every Englishman should have his own shed - it's in the Magna Carta, I think.
It doesn't matter how big or small it is, so long as you fill it full of bloke stuff and don't (ever) let girls in.
Act now before it's too late.
29 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 12:12
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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They are great for storing all the booze you end up buying because it's on offer! 
30 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 14:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You won't believe what I keep in my shed!
31 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 14:56
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Soul Kitchen wrote:I remember Pedro's on Halliwell Rd. He used to serve food and one of my mates copped him buying dog food from Asda. On further investigation it was revealed that he hadn't got a dog!!! Oh dear?
Bloody hell! I remember that place quite well having eaten in there a few times. He had a bald head and a big handlebar moustache and used to sit outside when his restaurant was quiet.
32 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 15:08
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boltonbonce wrote:You won't believe what I keep in my shed!
Not sure what you've got in your shed, but fankly I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't see one of these on your desk:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Desktop-Celebrity-Carboard-Cutout-Forsyth/dp/B00DS0C4BW
33 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 15:29
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:You won't believe what I keep in my shed!
so thats why Brucie doesn't do strictly anymore
34 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 15:30
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Norpig wrote:boltonbonce wrote:You won't believe what I keep in my shed!
so thats why Brucie doesn't do strictly anymore
35 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 16:09
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
I'd like to go forward a week just to get the winning Euromillions and other lottery numbers, then back to today to get my tickets.
I'd then go back to 1979 to avoid the break up with "the one that got away" and convince her I'd be a millionaire in 35 years time.
But if I did that I wouldn't be in a position to go forward in time now as I'd be living a different life so I guess it's impossible unless I believe in multiple parallel realities.
I'd then go back to 1979 to avoid the break up with "the one that got away" and convince her I'd be a millionaire in 35 years time.
But if I did that I wouldn't be in a position to go forward in time now as I'd be living a different life so I guess it's impossible unless I believe in multiple parallel realities.
36 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 16:10
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:boltonbonce wrote:You won't believe what I keep in my shed!
so thats why Brucie doesn't do strictly anymore
norpig,you scamp! I could only dream of such a thing.But you've planted a seed. I have a large collection of his old underpants,the DNA contained in them could be used to grow a 'Brucie' army. My shed contains the equipment to do it.
Just imagine it.
37 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 21:28
aaron_bwfc
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I'd like to go back to the wild west times in america, see if it was really as cut throaght as Back to the future 3 makes it out to be.
Oh and also go back in time and show gary megsons parents a picture of what they are going to produce, hopefully sway them from ever having kids - in turn never having the ginger bastard manage us.
Oh and also go back in time and show gary megsons parents a picture of what they are going to produce, hopefully sway them from ever having kids - in turn never having the ginger bastard manage us.
38 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 21:35
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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I opened this thread just now to post the same thing!aaron_bwfc wrote:I'd like to go back to the wild west times in america, see if it was really as cut throaght as Back to the future 3 makes it out to be.
Spooky is that!
It looks a lot of fun in a weird way, the Daily Mail has run a few articles on abandoned villages in the past that look exactly the same and I would love to go and explore them!
39 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 21:43
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
aaron_bwfc wrote:I'd like to go back to the wild west times in america, see if it was really as cut throaght as Back to the future 3 makes it out to be.
You realise it wasn't a documentary don't you?
40 Re: Time machine. Wed Dec 17 2014, 22:12
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
I'd go back to where I used to play as a kid during the 50's and early 60's...because there's nothing left of it now and I would love to do it all again.
The highlight of my week was watching Bruce Forsyth on Sunday Night At The London Palladium, especially Beat The Clock.:
The highlight of my week was watching Bruce Forsyth on Sunday Night At The London Palladium, especially Beat The Clock.
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