Time machine.

Good question Breadman. Sorry it's late but Ive just got back from "in the beginning" and it turns out that there is no god afterall.

I then popped over to see the dinosaurs, one of which I have kept, I might put it out on display in my front garden as seems to be the done thing in Bolton.

Then i nipped over to the year zero to let Jesus and all them lot know that he isn't so special. I also showed the ancients some on the spot levitation and a few other tricks. They must have liked the show, treated me like a God for the rest of my stay.

Ive got two travels left and Im going to have a think before using them up.

Now awaiting the incoming of 50,000 posts on Bruce Forsyth by Bonce!

Banks of the Croal wrote:I'd go back to where I used to play as a kid during the 50's and early 60's...because there's nothing left of it now and I would love to do it all again.

The highlight of my week was watching Bruce Forsyth on Sunday Night At The London Palladium, especially Beat The Clock.:

Not been well today.
Banksy has now cheered me up.
Who could ever forget 'beat the clock'.
Like him,I'd love to go back to my childhood days,if only to find out who nicked my spud gun.

boltonbonce wrote:Like him,I'd love to go back to my childhood days,if only to find out who nicked my spud gun.

You would love to get it back and shoot the bastard with it who took it wouldn't you!

Make sure you take a spud with you!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Like him,I'd love to go back to my childhood days,if only to find out who nicked my spud gun.

You would love to get it back and shoot the bastard with it who took it wouldn't you!

Certainly would KP.
I've half an idea it was my Mum,in retaliation,after I decimated the bag of spuds that were due to be part of our Sunday lunch.
She regarded spuds as food.
I saw them as bloody good ammunition.

I'm currently watching Stephen Hawking trying to explain the theory behind time travel on the Discovery Channel and it's all a bit sketchy, with more "if"s and "possibly"s than definite facts.

And we're now discussing "cause and effect" and it's looking like time travel will only ever work if you're going forward in time and not back.

So it's no dinosaurs for me then.

Bollocks.......

Time is a flat circle.