Good news for fatties

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:I have normal sized bones, thank you very much.

I think mine's "a glandular condition" - medical FACT!

Could be a thyroid problem,Bread.

Nah, that's a made-up excuse used by lazy bastards who don't run fast or hard enough when they're making their post-booze up cheese on toast.

You'll be telling me that being fat is "genetic" for some people next!

What's wrong with having a 48" waist and a 24" inside leg?

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:I have normal sized bones, thank you very much.

I think mine's "a glandular condition" - medical FACT!

Could be a thyroid problem,Bread.

Nah, that's a made-up excuse used by lazy bastards who don't run fast or hard enough when they're making their post-booze up cheese on toast.

You'll be telling me that being fat is "genetic" for some people next!

Slow metabolism?

How big are you Breadders?

Are you like this fella?

boltonbonce wrote:

Slow metabolism?

You saying I'm thick?

karlypants wrote:How big are you Breadders?

Are you like this fella?

Yeah, let's all poke "cartoon fun" at the Big Person.....

How do you sleep at night......?

Oy Breadders you fat bastid get a job and stop sitting on your arse.
Are you on the dole as well.

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:How big are you Breadders?

Are you like this fella?

Yeah, let's all poke "cartoon fun" at the Big Person.....

How do you sleep at night......?

You only have yourself to blame with all those whisky and cokes...

Time for bed Breaders

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Breadders you fat bastid get a job and stop sitting on your arse.
Are you on the dole as well.

I used to be but after a ruling in Denmark, I can now claim Disability Living Allowance which allows me claim for all sorts of extras like pile cream, a reinforced settee and a season ticket for Jacamo.

The stair lift is being fitted next week.

Be careful. He could turn ugly.

I'm cool.

Just don't touch my plate.

In fact, don't even look at it.

It's mine.

Your plate is always easy to spot.

Breadders needs one of these Bonce...

Couldn't you just imagine his face if presented with that.

What's that green shit?

I've said this before on here - when food turns green it's nature's way of telling you it's off and you shouldn't eat it.

Have you ever found some old cheese at the back of the fridge that's been there for months?

What colour was it?

Yeah....green.

Case closed.

You can't beat a bit of sweaty sock cheese!

karlypants wrote:You can't beat a bit of sweaty sock cheese!

I'll give it about 2 minutes before Magoo pops up and edits one letter on that quote.

Anybody guess which letter?

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:You can't beat a bit of sweaty sock cheese!

I'll give it about 2 minutes before Magoo pops up and edits one letter on that quote.

Anybody guess which letter?

 i'll have a C please Bob