Worst Christmas Present Ever

I've received some awful presents over the years.

The worst one was a maternity bra. And I wasn't even pregnant.

Can you beat that?

I got a Richard Clayderman LP one Christmas from my Nan.

I think I was about seven at the time.

Not that I've got anything particular against the floppy haired, French doyen of Easy Listening but the seven year old me was more into Action Man and train sets if I'm completely honest.

i got a socket set last year as part of a family secret santa. I am the worst at anything practical so it's abolutely no use to me at all

Do you want to swap it for a Richard Clayderman LP?

you can have the socket set but i think i'll pass on Richard Clayderman

I think Breadman would get more use from my unwanted maternity bra.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I think Breadman would get more use from my unwanted maternity bra.

I think you're a bit ungrateful to whoever bought that for you because they must have put some real effort into finding it.

Nursing bras with odd cup sizes (one C and one A) aren't easy to come by you know........

Sock slippers.
Never worn them,never will. Mine look like this,but in black.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I think Breadman would get more use from my unwanted maternity bra.

He would being a big tit

The Best of Top of the Pops '69 vinyl record was purchased for me by my auntie who lives in South Africa. http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Best-Of-Top-Pops/dp/B000086EIW
Basically it was covers of the Stones, Marvin Gaye etc done by session musicians and is perhaps the naffest record of all time.
It made a superb ashtray, but I thanked my Auntie profusely as one does.
So she bought me the 1970 one the next year.

The Best of Top of the Pops '69 vinyl record was purchased for me by my auntie who lives in South Africa. http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Best-Of-Top-Pops/dp/B000086EIW


Basically it was covers of the Stones, Marvin Gaye etc done by session musicians and is perhaps the naffest record of all time.
It made a superb ashtray, but I thanked my Auntie profusely as one does.
So she bought me the 1970 one the next year.

another bad one has just popped back into my mind, i got a selection of mini aftershaves that were from the market and were all copies of the proper brands, Jazz was called Pizazz is the one that sticks in my brain. It also came with a packet of hankies!

Norpig wrote:another bad one has just popped back into my mind, i got a selection of mini aftershaves that were from the market and were all copies of the proper brands, Jazz was called Pizazz is the one that sticks in my brain. It also came with a packet of hankies!

Ha ha!

Monogrammed hankies!

Can you still get them, I wonder....?

I always used to get a box every year when I was a kid.

Came in very handy when I hit my teens.........

Breadman wrote:

Came in very handy when I hit my teens.........

I don't get it.

I got a lot of colds.

Possibly brought on by my immune system being suppressed to the point of collapse by all the masturbating I was doing.

Breadman wrote:

Norpig wrote:another bad one has just popped back into my mind, i got a selection of mini aftershaves that were from the market and were all copies of the proper brands, Jazz was called Pizazz is the one that sticks in my brain. It also came with a packet of hankies!

Ha ha!

Monogrammed hankies!

Can you still get them, I wonder....?

I always used to get a box every year when I was a kid.

Came in very handy when I hit my teens.........

I used to use the curtains!!

too much information SK

My worst one was not probably the worst one but it was because I thought it was something different.
It must have been about 1994 and I wanted the Bolton red and blue striped away shirt. I told my parents that I really wanted it as it looked good and I really was a big fan at that point. Anyway, I went in my parents room a few days before Christmas and saw an item of clothing wrapped up. I opened a corner and could see blue material and I was over the moon.
Come Christmas Day I saved this present to last. I came to open it smiling and happy, and when I opened it, it was some underpants. I was fuming. 
So yeah that was the one that comes to mind most.