Fat Bastards

Why do skinny weasly lads alway's seem to be with a great big fat screaming monster of a bird .

jusi333 wrote:Why do skinny weasly lads alway's seem to be with a great big fat screaming monster of a bird .

Their sex fantasy is they like being crushed.

 dear me.

I know I shouldn't have watched it, but I couldn't stop myself. Last night I watched the latest Channel 5 Benefits programme, Benefits: Can't Work, Won't Work. It's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

It centred around 34 year old Richard Broom and his 61 year old girlfriend, Sandra Gallagher. Both were on benefits, both bone idle, both deserve to be shot. The funny bit came when Broom went into detail about the fact they wanted to try for a baby.

And 61 year old Sandra said the couple's sex life had improved three years ago when she had a labiaplasty (fanny surgery) costing £2,500 on the NHS. But they had struggled to conceive because she had "a contraceptive coil" lost inside her fanny. Brilliant.

If you didn't watch it, you need to.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I know I shouldn't have watched it, but I couldn't stop myself. Last night I watched the latest Channel 5 Benefits programme, Benefits: Can't Work, Won't Work. It's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

It centred around 34 year old Richard Broom and his 61 year old girlfriend, Sandra Gallagher. Both were on benefits, both bone idle, both deserve to be shot. The funny bit came when Broom went into detail about the fact they wanted to try for a baby.

And 61 year old Sandra said the couple's sex life had improved three years ago when she had a labiaplasty (fanny surgery) costing £2,500 on the NHS. But they had struggled to conceive because she had "a contraceptive coil" lost inside her fanny. Brilliant.

If you didn't watch it, you need to.

Link please.