Elton John

I'd like to kick his fat arse the twat.

Liked his early stuff but he's become a bit of a ponce.
Don't feel violent toward him though. I feel there are others more suitable for a good arse kicking.

Who?

Bono

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

What?!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

What?!

Yes Bono. What a pretentious prick.
I've got a massive list of people due for a good arse kicking. Too many to mention.
Sir Bruce does not feature of course.
Ross/Brand......it's endless.
George 'I do it with mirrors' Osborne......

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

What?!

Sorry, KP but it is almost universally accepted as fact that U2 stopped being good after The Joshua Tree.

Round about the same time that Bono disappeared up his own chuff.

Bonce is spot on - Paul Hewson is a prick.

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

What?!

Sorry, KP but it is almost universally accepted as fact that U2 stopped being good after The Joshua Tree.

Round about the same time that Bono disappeared up his own chuff.

Bonce is spot on - Paul Hewson is a prick.

Quite right. The Joshua Tree was a great album. Still got it.
But they seriously lost the plot.

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

What?!

Sorry, KP but it is almost universally accepted as fact that U2 stopped being good after The Joshua Tree.

Round about the same time that Bono disappeared up his own chuff.

Bonce is spot on - Paul Hewson is a prick.

Quite right. The Joshua Tree was a great album. Still got it.
But they seriously lost the plot.

I'm quite a fan of U2, most of it the older stuff but there were a few good songs from the album all that you can't leave behind.

Always wanted to go to the concert at Slane Castle he did a few years back now.

Can't really comment on Bono though TBH.

boltonbonce wrote:
Ross/Brand......it's endless.
George 'I do it with mirrors' Osborne......

Those 3 definitely get my vote and you can add Clarkson to that as well!

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

Fuckin yes and that cunt the edge, i'd kick the fuckers until my right foot was three sizes smaller, i wonder what's under his little hat today.I'd like to tie them down and force feed them guinness with a tube until they continually drank and pissed  in an endless cycle, arrogant irish bastards.

Theresa May is another to add to the list.

Jake McHale wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Bono

Fuckin yes and that cunt the edge, i'd kick the fuckers until my right foot was three sizes smaller, i wonder what's under his little hat today.I'd like to tie them down and force feed them guinness with a tube until they continually drank and pissed  in an endless cycle, arrogant irish bastards.

Jake McHale.....News at Ten....London.

I had a pair of brown suede Docs (shoes not boots - that'd be daft) when I was 17.

They were the bollocks!

Flat top haircut, white King Kurt t-shirt, checked shirt over the top, 501's with turn ups (precisely three times) and my "suedeys".

I was the coolest kid in North Bolton at the time - fact!

Edit: Wrong thread, this should be on the shellsuit / mullet thread. It's my age. I'm old now.....

Breadman wrote:I had a pair of brown suede Docs (shoes not boots - that'd be daft) when I was 17.

They were the bollocks!

Flat top haircut, white King Kurt t-shirt, checked shirt over the top, 501's with turn ups (precisely three times) and my "suedeys".

I was the coolest kid in North Bolton at the time - fact!

Edit: Wrong thread, this should be on the shellsuit / mullet thread. It's my age. I'm old now.....

At least you know what day it is.

Working 4 on, 4 off's a killer for that.

I spent two years not having a clue what day it was or what the date was.

It was horrible.

Off topic here,but there's a piece in the paper this morning on how to make your own creme eggs.
I'm home alone. Time on my hands.
How much mess could I make?
How long would it take me to hide the evidence?
I'm tempted.
Or would it be safer to simply buy some?

boltonbonce wrote:Off topic here,but there's a piece in the paper this morning on how to make your own creme eggs.
I'm home alone. Time on my hands.
How much mess could I make?
How long would it take me to hide the evidence?
I'm tempted.
Or would it be safer to simply buy some?

Buy some and save the hassle, you then have free time to look at pics of Brucie and day dream about him and his career!

Bit gay, innit...?