Elton John

Decided on pizza KP.

Breadman wrote:Bit gay, innit...?

It's not in Bonces book.

boltonbonce wrote:Decided on pizza KP.

Good choice.

I can't even believe I'm typing about Brucie on a regular basis, Bonce has sucked me in!!!

karlypants wrote:I can't even believe I'm typing about Brucie on a regular basis, Bonce has sucked me in!!!

Oh God. Bet johnny or Magoo can't wait to edit that.

karlypants wrote:I can't even believe I'm typing about Brucie on a regular basis, Bonce has sucked me off!!!

Why wait for Johnny?

bwfc1874 wrote:

karlypants wrote:I can't even believe I'm typing about Brucie on a regular basis, Bonce has sucked me off and I loved it, so I'm going back for more!!!

Why wait for Johnny?

Indeed.

Bastards.
I'm off to my thread to polish my suede shoes.

Elton John - what a pumped-up ponce he really is. There was a TV programme about him a few years back where he was stomping his feet and throwing hissy fits all over the place - imagine his poor kids having to go to school and tell their mates who their mum is!

I can't read his name nowadays without thinking of his Bo Selecta character.

I'm gonna bum you!

Copper Dragon wrote:I can't read his name nowadays without thinking of his Bo Selecta character.

I'm gonna bum you!

Same with Mel B.

Every time I see her on telly, I feel compelled to shout "Ooh! It's wetter than an otter's pocket!"

CRAB PASTE! YOU BASTARD!

.....and tell me that this isn't actually a little bear who lives on Hampstead Heath and gets his cock out a lot: