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41Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:36

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Stroppy kids who throw shit in your garden on their way home from school and when you go out and shit 'em up with your Airsoft Glock 19 and say you're going to shoot the next one to drop anything they then phone the police and you get lifted for being a dangerous nutter and wind up with a supervision order and a suspended sentence hanging over your head!

Or is that just me?

Your beginning to sounds like a nutter.

I'm surprised that you haven't put electric wire along your wall in case the kids sit on it! Very Happy

42Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:44

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Men who affect a sort of mid west American way of speaking. I know a few.
They use terms like 'dude' and 'do the math'.
One accosted me in the pub with 'Got a light mac'?
I replied 'No,but I've got a brown overcoat'.
He didn't get it.

43Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:47

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

44Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

People who have a Brucie avatar but disguise it to fool me. Yes,you Keegan. Very Happy

45Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 20:07

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Drivers who don't indicate when approaching roundabouts and leave you sat there guessing.

Self-service checkouts in supermarkets - "Unexpected item in bagging area", yeah...my foot if you don't fuck off!

Transfer deadline day hype on Sky - "Brentford sign CB for undisclosed fee!!!"

Fly-tippers: Absolute selfish twats of the highest order.

Lime green Capris.

People at petrol stations who've seen you queueing behind them but still fanny about messing with their mirrors / seatbelt / glovebox / etc before they deign to drive off and free up the pump.

Religious fundamentalists of all denominations.

Peter Kay and Paddy McUseless.





46Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 21:05

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Humans.

47Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:02

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Breadman wrote:
Lime green Capris.



Sad we used to be friends

48Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:16

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Men who wear shoes,but no socks.
Shop girls who address me as 'babe'.
Women who walk with their arms folded. What's all that about.
Body builders under 5' 7".

49Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:20

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y2johnny wrote:
Breadman wrote:
Lime green Capris.



Sad we used to be friends

We can still be mates.

Just don't come and pick me up in your motor.

I'll walk round the corner and meet you there.

50Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:32

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Breadman wrote:
y2johnny wrote:
Breadman wrote:
Lime green Capris.



Sad we used to be friends

We can still be mates.

Just don't come and pick me up in your motor.

I'll walk round the corner and meet you there.

I've got a grey golf. Not a bad car but it's a mk6 where as is rather it was a mk 1 or 2

51Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:35

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I just hate pets ... full stop Shocked

52Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Banks of the Croal wrote:I just hate pets ... full stop Shocked
Pet Hates - Page 3 Giphy

53Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:41

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Mrs B's got a Mk 6 Golf.

(Honestly - she works for Smith Knight Faye in Bolton and we got a good deal.)

Decent car.

2.0L TDI GT.

She can't park the fucker though.....

54Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:42

Keegan

Keegan
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boltonbonce wrote:People who have a Brucie avatar but disguise it to fool me. Yes,you Keegan. Very Happy

People who don't recognize their favourite entertainer in a bit of dreadlocks, a beard, with a spliff and some sunglasses. Some fan you are, Bonce!

Seriously, working on anything graphic or design related with women. Make up your fcuking mind, would you?

@Jake - Rap music is awesome unless you listen to shit rappers. Listening to Kendrick Lamar is a vastly different proposition to listening to Li'l Wayne or Drake.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

55Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:43

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Jake McHale wrote:We may have done this before but never mind, my no 1 is the white guy who wants to be black, the shit chav gear, the stoopid arms up fingers down pose, the his mam's dead innit, or the can i grab one of doze bruv, its bad enough black guy's doing it but white guy's i'd like to kill them.



And the flip side of that are black men dressing chavvy the way they do, along wwith the "bling", although they are mimicking so-called popstars who have clothes designed and styled by white people!!!

You really couldn't make it up.

56Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:46

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I actually think it's a good look for Sir Bruce. Could be the start of a new career. Cool

57Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:05

Keegan

Keegan
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Nice to smoke weed... to smoke weed, nice!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

58Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:12

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

"You've got a big spot on your cheek!"

Well no shit Sherlock. What do you want me to do about it?

59Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:43

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Breadman wrote:Mrs B's got a Mk 6 Golf.

(Honestly - she works for Smith Knight Faye in Bolton and we got a good deal.)

Decent car.

2.0L TDI GT.

She can't park the fucker though.....

It's a company smoker that is due for renewal shortly. Very basic so making sure i get one worth a few mod cons with all the driving i do. It's between a mokka tech line or an astra tech line gt i think.

60Pet Hates - Page 3 Empty Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:52

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I'd get the Astra personally but it's your choice, mate.

The Mokka looks horrible.

Can you not squeeze a 1 series Beemer out of them?

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