Pet Hates

karlypants · 41 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:36

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Breadman wrote:Stroppy kids who throw shit in your garden on their way home from school and when you go out and shit 'em up with your Airsoft Glock 19 and say you're going to shoot the next one to drop anything they then phone the police and you get lifted for being a dangerous nutter and wind up with a supervision order and a suspended sentence hanging over your head!

Or is that just me?

Your beginning to sounds like a nutter.

I'm surprised that you haven't put electric wire along your wall in case the kids sit on it! Very Happy

boltonbonce · 42 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:44

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Men who affect a sort of mid west American way of speaking. I know a few.
They use terms like 'dude' and 'do the math'.
One accosted me in the pub with 'Got a light mac'?
I replied 'No,but I've got a brown overcoat'.
He didn't get it.

karlypants · 43 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:47

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boltonbonce · 44 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 19:56

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People who have a Brucie avatar but disguise it to fool me. Yes,you Keegan. Very Happy

Guest · 45 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 20:07

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Drivers who don't indicate when approaching roundabouts and leave you sat there guessing.

Self-service checkouts in supermarkets - "Unexpected item in bagging area", yeah...my foot if you don't fuck off!

Transfer deadline day hype on Sky - "Brentford sign CB for undisclosed fee!!!"

Fly-tippers: Absolute selfish twats of the highest order.

Lime green Capris.

People at petrol stations who've seen you queueing behind them but still fanny about messing with their mirrors / seatbelt / glovebox / etc before they deign to drive off and free up the pump.

Religious fundamentalists of all denominations.

Peter Kay and Paddy McUseless.

scottjames30 · 46 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 21:05

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Humans.

Guest · 47 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:02

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Breadman wrote:
Lime green Capris.

we used to be friends

boltonbonce · 48 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:16

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Men who wear shoes,but no socks.
Shop girls who address me as 'babe'.
Women who walk with their arms folded. What's all that about.
Body builders under 5' 7".

Guest · 49 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:20

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y2johnny wrote:

Breadman wrote:
Lime green Capris.

we used to be friends

We can still be mates.

Just don't come and pick me up in your motor.

I'll walk round the corner and meet you there.

Guest · 50 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:32

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Breadman wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Breadman wrote:
Lime green Capris.

we used to be friends

We can still be mates.

Just don't come and pick me up in your motor.

I'll walk round the corner and meet you there.

I've got a grey golf. Not a bad car but it's a mk6 where as is rather it was a mk 1 or 2

Banks of the Croal · 51 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:35

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I just hate pets ... full stop Shocked

boltonbonce · 52 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:38

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Banks of the Croal wrote:I just hate pets ... full stop

Guest · 53 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:41

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Mrs B's got a Mk 6 Golf.

(Honestly - she works for Smith Knight Faye in Bolton and we got a good deal.)

Decent car.

2.0L TDI GT.

She can't park the fucker though.....

Keegan · 54 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:42

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boltonbonce wrote:People who have a Brucie avatar but disguise it to fool me. Yes,you Keegan.

People who don't recognize their favourite entertainer in a bit of dreadlocks, a beard, with a spliff and some sunglasses. Some fan you are, Bonce!

Seriously, working on anything graphic or design related with women. Make up your fcuking mind, would you?

@Jake - Rap music is awesome unless you listen to shit rappers. Listening to Kendrick Lamar is a vastly different proposition to listening to Li'l Wayne or Drake.

bwfc71 · 55 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:43

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Jake McHale wrote:We may have done this before but never mind, my no 1 is the white guy who wants to be black, the shit chav gear, the stoopid arms up fingers down pose, the his mam's dead innit, or the can i grab one of doze bruv, its bad enough black guy's doing it but white guy's i'd like to kill them.

And the flip side of that are black men dressing chavvy the way they do, along wwith the "bling", although they are mimicking so-called popstars who have clothes designed and styled by white people!!!

You really couldn't make it up.

boltonbonce · 56 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 22:46

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I actually think it's a good look for Sir Bruce. Could be the start of a new career. Cool

Keegan · 57 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:05

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Nice to smoke weed... to smoke weed, nice!

doffcocker · 58 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:12

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"You've got a big spot on your cheek!"

Well no shit Sherlock. What do you want me to do about it?

Guest · 59 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:43

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Breadman wrote:Mrs B's got a Mk 6 Golf.

(Honestly - she works for Smith Knight Faye in Bolton and we got a good deal.)

Decent car.

2.0L TDI GT.

She can't park the fucker though.....

It's a company smoker that is due for renewal shortly. Very basic so making sure i get one worth a few mod cons with all the driving i do. It's between a mokka tech line or an astra tech line gt i think.

Guest · 60 Re: Pet Hates Thu Mar 19 2015, 23:52

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I'd get the Astra personally but it's your choice, mate.

The Mokka looks horrible.

Can you not squeeze a 1 series Beemer out of them?

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karlypants

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boltonbonce

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karlypants

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boltonbonce

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boltonbonce

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Banks of the Croal

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boltonbonce

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Keegan

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bwfc71

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boltonbonce

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Keegan

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