Pet Hates

How about a lime green Capri instead?

Breadman wrote:I'd get the Astra personally but it's your choice, mate.

The Mokka looks horrible.

Can you not squeeze a 1 series Beemer out of them?

Your joking. There is probably Bout 50 cars on the list and are mostly made up of variants on the fiesta, corsa and yaris. Im more leaning towards the mokka because of the space. The amount of stuff i need for work and also with the kids it will.come in handy.

Althought the astra comes with 18" wheels and will.take me back to my boyracer days.........

karlypants wrote:How about a lime green Capri instead?

If that was on the list i wouldnt even have to think about it.

chavs playing music on their phones on the bus
lanky twats at gigs standing right in front of me
people spitting on the pavement
wandering minds being full of random threads by Jake

British holidaymakers.

People that arrange fights then bottle out.

scottjames30 wrote:People that arrange fights then bottle out.

Don't worry Scott,I'm sure Floyd will turn up.
It's been all over the papers. He can't bottle out now.

Mayweather will leather him, onesided.

Lets set up a May-Pac betting thread on here for a bit of fun.

Start with 100 quid, lets see who is quids in at the end.

Over to you please, Nat.

You're good at setting up the bets.

I'm in.

Hangovers......

Breadman wrote:Hangovers......

Your not the only one, I feel a bit rough this morning as well.

The dog's sat in front of me demanding to go out for a trek round the golf course but I just can't face it yet......

Eeeuurgh!

Breadman wrote:The dog's sat in front of me demanding to go out for a trek round the golf course but I just can't face it yet......

Eeeuurgh!

It might actually do your hangover some good that by making you feel fresh and all that!

Or I might wind up spewing up on the ninth fairway then soiling myself and having to bin my gruds in the long rough.

Not risking it yet.

Just stuck the fire on and he's passed out in front of it, so I think I've bought myself some time.

Now then....where's that Gaviscon?

The word Racist

Women who leave their dirty knickers lying around and i dont know whose they are.

Ok i can usually tell by....

Jake McHale wrote:Ok i can usually tell by....

Sniffing them!

Breadman wrote:Or I might wind up spewing up on the ninth fairway then soiling myself and having to bin my gruds in the long rough.

Not risking it yet.

Just stuck the fire on and he's passed out in front of it, so I think I've bought myself some time.

Now then....where's that Gaviscon?

Lunch time pint always works a treat!