agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I never really knew my Dad. He left when I was a toddler.
My only recollection of him is that he had a big chin and carried his ferret about on his head.
I don't feel I've been affected,but should I try to find him?

Was you a very ugly child

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I never really knew my Dad. He left when I was a toddler.
My only recollection of him is that he had a big chin and carried his ferret about on his head.
I don't feel I've been affected,but should I try to find him?

Was you a very ugly child

Copper Dragon wrote:Dear Johnny

My football club find themselves at the bottom of their division and they haven't scored in 6 hours of football. Do you think I should change club and support another even though I would be ostracised by my own family? Or should I just ride it out and up my alcohol intake?

boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I never really knew my Dad. He left when I was a toddler.
My only recollection of him is that he had a big chin and carried his ferret about on his head.
I don't feel I've been affected,but should I try to find him?

Was you a very ugly child

I was so ugly my dummy was a foot wide.

boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I never really knew my Dad. He left when I was a toddler.
My only recollection of him is that he had a big chin and carried his ferret about on his head.
I don't feel I've been affected,but should I try to find him?

Was you a very ugly child

I was so ugly my dummy was a foot wide.

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I never really knew my Dad. He left when I was a toddler.
My only recollection of him is that he had a big chin and carried his ferret about on his head.
I don't feel I've been affected,but should I try to find him?

Was you a very ugly child

I was so ugly my dummy was a foot wide.

Just like Y2 then (separated at birth) ??

y2johnny wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:Dear Johnny

My football club find themselves at the bottom of their division and they haven't scored in 6 hours of football. Do you think I should change club and support another even though I would be ostracised by my own family? Or should I just ride it out and up my alcohol intake?

Your football club is the least of your problems

Look within and ye shall find

See how good at this i am

Sluffy wrote:Dear Johnny,

I have a colleague who likes to pretend that he is a woman who lives in an exclusive part of Preston, when posting on the internet.

Is this considered normal behaviour on social network sites these days?

I personally would be too ashamed and embarrassed to pretend to live in Preston.

Does he need help, if so what and how?

Thank you in advance.

Perplexed of Halliwell.

Copper Dragon wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:Dear Johnny

My football club find themselves at the bottom of their division and they haven't scored in 6 hours of football. Do you think I should change club and support another even though I would be ostracised by my own family? Or should I just ride it out and up my alcohol intake?

Your football club is the least of your problems

Look within and ye shall find

See how good at this i am

Worst advice ever!


Right, I'm off to kill myself.

boltonbonce wrote:Bruce Forsyth keeps pestering me.
Should I inform the police,or try to extract money out of him?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Dear Johnny

I am the figurehead for a not well known Bolton forum that has recently been taken over by a bunch of homosexuals who spend all day flirting with each other and posting about their toilet habits. They disgust me. The site has become a laughing stock.

Should I leave or kill them?

Natasha Whittam (Preston Businesswoman of the Year. Twice)

Banks of the Croal wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Banks of the Croal wrote:

Knock one out.

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Banks of the Croal wrote:

Let bonce help you Knock one out.