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61 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 21:57
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
62 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 21:58
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:y2johnny wrote:Banks of the Croal wrote:
Let bonce help you Knock one out.
Thats better than what i posted
63 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:03
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Surprised Bread hasn't been on.
He's clearly riddled with insecurity and self doubt.
We should reach out. He can't help his shit telescope.
He's clearly riddled with insecurity and self doubt.
We should reach out. He can't help his shit telescope.
64 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:11
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boltonbonce wrote:Surprised Bread hasn't been on.
He's clearly riddled with insecurity and self doubt.
We should reach out. He can't help his shit telescope.
Telescope=cock maybe
65 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:14
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
do i get up early tomorrow or do i have breakfast in bed.
66 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:14
Sluffy
Admin
Dear Johnny,
The recent TV advert for Warburtons bread as got me thinking.
It stars Sylverster Stallone (in a parody of his famous Rocky film - running up the Town Hall steps and all that).
Well the point is, that I'm also on a Bolton Wanderers forum, and one of the 'stars' of the site goes by the handle of 'Breadman'!
Could it be that we have a Hollywood celebrity amongst our midst or is someone simply being disrespectful to 'Rocky', the Warburtons family and breaded products in general?
If so what action needs to be taken?
The recent TV advert for Warburtons bread as got me thinking.
It stars Sylverster Stallone (in a parody of his famous Rocky film - running up the Town Hall steps and all that).
Well the point is, that I'm also on a Bolton Wanderers forum, and one of the 'stars' of the site goes by the handle of 'Breadman'!
Could it be that we have a Hollywood celebrity amongst our midst or is someone simply being disrespectful to 'Rocky', the Warburtons family and breaded products in general?
If so what action needs to be taken?
67 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:19
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Guest
Mr Magoo wrote:do i get up early tomorrow or do i have breakfast in bed.
Isnt breakfast your male gardeners nickname?
68 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:21
Guest
Guest
Sluffy wrote:Dear Johnny,
The recent TV advert for Warburtons bread as got me thinking.
It stars Sylverster Stallone (in a parody of his famous Rocky film - running up the Town Hall steps and all that).
Well the point is, that I'm also on a Bolton Wanderers forum, and one of the 'stars' of the site goes by the handle of 'Breadman'!
Could it be that we have a Hollywood celebrity amongst our midst or is someone simply being disrespectful to 'Rocky', the Warburtons family and breaded products in general?
If so what action needs to be taken?
Dear sluffy
I know the LA fad is to go carb free but i feel this wouldnt be a wise choice for the media in question.
I'm sure he doesn't intend any disrespect and maybe suggesting a name change to greencapriman would be more effective.
Love always
Uncle y2
69 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:26
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This is going well. 68 replies already.
Not sure about some of the advice though.
Not sure about some of the advice though.
70 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:27
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boltonbonce wrote:This is going well. 68 replies already.
And the best advice ever.
Why thank you bonce. Xxxx
71 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:30
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:This is going well. 68 replies already.
And the best advice ever.
Why thank you bonce. Xxxx
72 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:32
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boltonbonce wrote:y2johnny wrote:boltonbonce wrote:This is going well. 68 replies already.
And the best advice ever.
Why thank you bonce. Xxxx
That looks fun.
You should definitely try that
73 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:38
Sluffy
Admin
Dear Johnny,
I have an acquintance and fellow Wanderers fan who lives in Norfork.
He recently took his armchair to the nearby (for him) game at Portman Road, where, unfortunately it sustained some damage.
He is now looking to replace the armchair.
Have you any recommendations to what he should buy as a replacement, or maybe change to instead perhaps?
Any suggestions will be gratefully received.
I have an acquintance and fellow Wanderers fan who lives in Norfork.
He recently took his armchair to the nearby (for him) game at Portman Road, where, unfortunately it sustained some damage.
He is now looking to replace the armchair.
Have you any recommendations to what he should buy as a replacement, or maybe change to instead perhaps?
Any suggestions will be gratefully received.
74 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:40
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
On a serious note, I have this friend called Roger but he's started to be a bit of a twat.
He never seems to be away from my house lately, sometimes he's waiting for me when I get back from the Pub and starts telling me I drink too much and should stop in more.
How can I tell him to Fuck Off, without hurting his feelings.
He never seems to be away from my house lately, sometimes he's waiting for me when I get back from the Pub and starts telling me I drink too much and should stop in more.
How can I tell him to Fuck Off, without hurting his feelings.
75 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:40
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Guest
Sluffy wrote:Dear Johnny,
I have an acquintance and fellow Wanderers fan who lives in Norfork.
He recently took his armchair to the nearby (for him) game at Portman Road, where, unfortunitely it sustained some damage.
He is now looking to replace the armchair.
Have you any recommendations to what he should buy as a replacement, or maybe change to instead perhaps?
Any suggestions will be gratefully received.
Dear sluffy
Much love
Uncle y2
76 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:41
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Guest
y2johnny wrote:Sluffy wrote:Dear Johnny,
I have an acquintance and fellow Wanderers fan who lives in Norfork.
He recently took his armchair to the nearby (for him) game at Portman Road, where, unfortunitely it sustained some damage.
He is now looking to replace the armchair.
Have you any recommendations to what he should buy as a replacement, or maybe change to instead perhaps?
Any suggestions will be gratefully received.
Dear sluffy
Much love
Uncle y2
In all seriousness.......i want one
77 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:46
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Dear Johnny,
I seem to have this obsession with food!
This evening I had no less than 16 chicken nuggets and 3 mini garlic chicken kievs along with a big pile of thin cut chips and half a can of baked beans.
I then decided to eat half a bunch of seedless grapes, a banana and half a bar of milk chocolate (100g) and the hunger pangs are still there!
I'm not sure if it is because the Mrs is away for another 5 weeks and that I am comfort eating due to this.
Can you please advise on what I should do?
Thanks x
I seem to have this obsession with food!
This evening I had no less than 16 chicken nuggets and 3 mini garlic chicken kievs along with a big pile of thin cut chips and half a can of baked beans.
I then decided to eat half a bunch of seedless grapes, a banana and half a bar of milk chocolate (100g) and the hunger pangs are still there!
I'm not sure if it is because the Mrs is away for another 5 weeks and that I am comfort eating due to this.
Can you please advise on what I should do?
Thanks x
78 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:50
Guest
Guest
karlypants wrote:Dear Johnny,
I seem to have this obsession with food!
This evening I had no less than 16 chicken nuggets and 3 mini garlic chicken kievs along with a big pile of thin cut chips and half a can of baked beans.
I then decided to eat half a bunch of seedless grapes, a banana and half a bar of milk chocolate (100g) and the hunger pangs are still there!
I'm not sure if it is because the Mrs is away for another 5 weeks and that I am comfort eating due to this.
Can you please advise on what I should do?
Thanks x
Dear kp
Here is what you should do
Yours forever
Uncle y2
Xx
79 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:50
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
I can help therekarlypants wrote:Dear Johnny,
I seem to have this obsession with food!
This evening I had no less than 16 chicken nuggets and 3 mini garlic chicken kievs along with a big pile of thin cut chips and half a can of baked beans.
I then decided to eat half a bunch of seedless grapes, a banana and half a bar of milk chocolate (100g) and the hunger pangs are still there!
I'm not sure if it is because the Mrs is away for another 5 weeks and that I am comfort eating due to this.
Can you please advise on what I should do?
Thanks x
80 Re: agony uncle y2johnny in the house mother funkys Sun Apr 19 2015, 22:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Police preparing for action in the Tootal Drive area of Salford. Avoid the area.
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