Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Perusing another thread last night I found johnny putting himself forward as a future Prime Minister.
I couldn't sleep for two hours thinking about it.
Just as I started dozing off,the thought of what his cabinet might look like crept into my head! Another two hours wasted.
When I had a vision of magoo in the Home Office I gave up completely and went and made a brew.
Thanks johnny.

Your transport minister.
Bread the health and safety guy
Magoo the food minister
Kp the peace ambassador
And bryan the chancellor so he can blow all the.money on donkeys

If you want someone to blow money on donkeys,give the job to Coyle.

With my new powers of authority he is being arrested under my new mental health act where former or current managers of bwfc are being dicks they are sectioned. Rule 1

Can't wait for KP's first peace summit behind the bins.
As for Bryan,his wind up donkey might be an embarrassment.

boltonbonce wrote:Can't wait for KP's first peace summit behind the bins.
As for Bryan,his wind up donkey might be an embarrassment.

All cars are to be replaced with wind up donkeys.

Get used to it

As the Minister that will be my decision. Don't start throwing your weight about in this cabinet mush.
I'll stage a coup.

boltonbonce wrote:As the Minister that will be my decision. Don't start throwing your weight about in this cabinet mush.
I'll stage a coup.

You're already out. You are now the toilet concierge. Or in its official title......the mayor of london

I'll fight back. BBC interview in the pipeline.

It might catch on here.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-33279396

Brucie and his one man show have had rave reviews.
Just thought I'd mention it.

As you were.

Islamic atrocity thread is a bit depressing, so..........

boltonbonce wrote:Islamic atrocity thread is a bit depressing, so..........

I agree, just keep your livestock for the circus acts and not the hobby you have that you stated in the Islam thread!

It doesn't always end well.

I'm supposed to be doing the garden,but I've feigned heat stroke,and pointed out the dangers of gardening in extreme weather for a man of my advanced years.
I'm now relaxing in my hidey hole,shades down,watching Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett) on the laptop. 
I may venture out again if the ice cream man makes an appearance,but apart from that I'm set for the day.
Do the Scouts still do Bob a Job?

Been digging up tree stumps in the back garden,
I could murder a beer.

Stop thinking about the booze!!!

It's all squash from now on Boncey! 

Go and treat yourself with a nice cold dandelion and burdock!

Spoilsport.

Got some limeade in the fridge, so I'll live.

I'll just roll the cold bottle of beer across my forehead. No harm in that KP.

Then I'll raise a glass of pop to our new keeper.

Just caught up with this thread, i cant even get selected for a makebelieve cabinet! Come on y2j, your cabinet needs diversity, and what other woman on here would you choose? Dont answer that!

I wanted the Arts portfolio. For no reason in particular.

Sport and culture sounds good to me, for enjoyment, home office is where the most difference can be made imo. Shall we form the official opposition shadow cabinet bonce?

Chairmanda wrote:Sport and culture sounds good to me, for enjoyment, home office is where the most difference can be made imo. Shall we form the official opposition shadow cabinet bonce?

Couldn't do worse than the present lot. We'll need more volunteers.
No sign of Bread today. 
Wonder if he's trapped under his new mattress?
We should send someone round.

boltonbonce wrote:No sign of Bread today. 
Wonder if he's trapped under his new mattress?
We should send someone round.

I hope he didn't buy a memory foam as he wont get out otherwise!

Why is your lad not posting?