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Sure he'll be back with another top 5 soon.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II
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442 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Wed Jul 01 2015, 19:16
karlypants
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Cheers Boncey.
Glad he is ok, that's all that matters!
Glad he is ok, that's all that matters!
443 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Jul 02 2015, 19:09
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This has to be a joke. Has to. 
The bloke trying to outpace the fox on his bicycle, falling off,losing his glasses in the process,then having to fend off the fox with the bicycle had me coughing up my tea and biscuits.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-33360817
The bloke trying to outpace the fox on his bicycle, falling off,losing his glasses in the process,then having to fend off the fox with the bicycle had me coughing up my tea and biscuits.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-33360817
444 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Jul 02 2015, 20:20
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I honestly haven't laughed so hard in years.
I actually cramped up and had to go for a walk round the garden to calm down after reading that.
Utterly brilliant!
You've cheered me right up, mate.
445 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Thu Jul 02 2015, 20:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Has the touch of an Ealing comedy.
446 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 11:50
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Fox spotted in Warrington!
447 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 12:10
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That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.boltonbonce wrote:This has to be a joke. Has to.
The bloke trying to outpace the fox on his bicycle, falling off,losing his glasses in the process,then having to fend off the fox with the bicycle had me coughing up my tea and biscuits.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-33360817
448 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 12:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I was still laughing going to bed.
Mind you,that's normal for me.
Mind you,that's normal for me.
450 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 15:20
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The panda will return.
451 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 20:07
Guest
Guest
I got about ten minutes into my journey home tonight (ie just got on the M53 and was doing about eighty) and discovered that my car had been invaded by ants.
There were hundreds of the little bastards all over my legs, dash, and steering wheel.
I'm ashamed to admit I screamed like a girl and nearly became a road traffic accident statistic.
I had to pull onto the hard shoulder and de-ant myself and my car, so if you saw a bloke doing a funny dance next to a blue Hyundai beside the M53 tonight, it was me.
At least it wasn't foxes.
There were hundreds of the little bastards all over my legs, dash, and steering wheel.
I'm ashamed to admit I screamed like a girl and nearly became a road traffic accident statistic.
I had to pull onto the hard shoulder and de-ant myself and my car, so if you saw a bloke doing a funny dance next to a blue Hyundai beside the M53 tonight, it was me.
At least it wasn't foxes.
452 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 20:12
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Breadman wrote:I got about ten minutes into my journey home tonight (ie just got on the M53 and was doing about eighty) and discovered that my car had been invaded by ants.
There were hundreds of the little bastards all over my legs, dash, and steering wheel.
I'm ashamed to admit I screamed like a girl and nearly became a road traffic accident statistic.
I had to pull onto the hard shoulder and de-ant myself and my car, so if you saw a bloke doing a funny dance trying to flag fown truckers to get off with next to a blue Hyundai beside the M53 tonight, it was me.
At least it wasn't foxes.
454 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 20:24
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Guest
If the cabs a rocking don't come a knocking
455 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 20:31
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Guest
I just hope you pair of unsympathetic flids never get attacked by ants.
It was terrifying.
And the worst bit was, the little fuckers had obviously been lying in wait and only popped out when I hit the motorway and was at my most vulnerable.
Clever little bastards......
It was terrifying.
And the worst bit was, the little fuckers had obviously been lying in wait and only popped out when I hit the motorway and was at my most vulnerable.
Clever little bastards......
457 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Fri Jul 03 2015, 20:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
At least they know a decent telescope.
460 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Sun Jul 05 2015, 21:33
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'd never heard of 'jiggers' before. Awful. Warning,pretty graphic.
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