Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

boltonbonce · **561** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Mon Jul 13 2015, 11:46

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These church notices made me laugh.

-Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
-The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
-Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
-At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
-Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

karlypants · **562** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Mon Jul 13 2015, 11:48

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boltonbonce wrote:
-Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

-Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

boltonbonce · **563** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Mon Jul 13 2015, 21:20

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Never help Bread with his DIY. Shocked

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 29 O-WHAT-COULD-GO-WRONG-facebook

boltonbonce · **564** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Mon Jul 13 2015, 21:22

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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 29 FlatulencedeodorizerWhatcouldpossiblygowrong-3543

boltonbonce · **565** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 16:07

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Just had a call from Greenpeace asking me to increase my direct debit donation to £10.00 p/m.
"OK" I said.
"Fantastic" came the reply,"you don't have to do anything,we'll simply amend your direct debit with your bank". We ended our conversation and I hung up.
That's the way you deal with these bastards.
Phoning up at any old time of the day.
They must think they're dealing with an idiot. Cool

boltonbonce · **566** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 17:23

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I make no comment.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-33528988

karlypants · **567** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 17:51

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boltonbonce wrote:I make no comment.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-33528988

It doesn't say how she died which is a shame.

boltonbonce · **568** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 18:31

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Norpig · **569** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 18:32

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hopefully it was slow and painful

Norpig · **570** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 18:34

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the death in prison i meant, the trombone is punishment enough

boltonbonce · **571** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 18:36

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Norpig wrote:the death in prison i meant, the trombone is punishment enough

boltonbonce · **572** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:15

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Only 74 posts from johnny so far today.
He's losing it. Razz

Guest · **573** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:20

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I never had it

boltonbonce · **574** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:26

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Well I've not got it.
I bet you did have it. Twisted Evil

Guest · **575** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:34

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boltonbonce wrote:Well I've not got it.
I bet you did have it.

I probably sold it.......if it was drugs

karlypants · **576** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:36

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y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Well I've not got it.
I bet you did have it.

I probably sold it.......if it was drugs

boltonbonce · **577** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:41

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It wasn't drugs. It had a knob on the side. They sell them in Boots.

Guest · **578** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:43

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boltonbonce wrote:It wasn't drugs. It had a knob on the head. They sell them in Boots.

They sell whittams in boots

boltonbonce · **579** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:46

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Not over the counter.

Guest · **580** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II Tue Jul 14 2015, 20:47

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boltonbonce wrote:Not over the counter.

Who would want a whittam over the counter

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