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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

These church notices made me laugh.

 -Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
-The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
-Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
-At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
-Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
 -Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

-Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Never help Bread with his DIY. Shocked

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 29 O-WHAT-COULD-GO-WRONG-facebook

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II - Page 29 FlatulencedeodorizerWhatcouldpossiblygowrong-3543

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just had a call from Greenpeace asking me to increase my direct debit donation to £10.00 p/m.
"OK" I said.
"Fantastic" came the reply,"you don't have to do anything,we'll simply amend your direct debit with your bank". We ended our conversation and I hung up.
That's the way you deal with these bastards.
Phoning up at any old time of the day.
They must think they're dealing with an idiot. Cool

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It doesn't say how she died which is a shame.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

hopefully it was slow and painful

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

the death in prison i meant, the trombone is punishment enough

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:the death in prison i meant, the trombone is punishment enough
Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Only 74 posts from johnny so far today.
He's losing it. Razz

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I never had it

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Well I've not got it.
I bet you did have it. Twisted Evil

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boltonbonce wrote:Well I've not got it.
I bet you did have it. Twisted Evil

I probably sold it.......if it was drugs

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:Well I've not got it.
I bet you did have it. Twisted Evil

I probably sold it.......if it was drugs

:cop:

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It wasn't drugs. It had a knob on the side. They sell them in Boots.

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boltonbonce wrote:It wasn't drugs. It had a knob on the head. They sell them in Boots.

They sell whittams in boots

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Not over the counter.

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boltonbonce wrote:Not over the counter.

Who would want a whittam over the counter

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