Bonce's own personal thread. Volume II

2 fillings this morning and no disasters.

Although I do regret ordering a taxi pick up at the Blue Sky Thai Massage Parlour.

Should probably have booked it from the train station.

boltonbonce wrote:Bloody hell!

WTF!

I was at this game. Brings back a few memories.
Nice to hear Ken Wolstenholme again too,a Bolton supporter himself.

added the clips to the stats part of the site - thanks

Could add this one too.

done

6-2 thrashing this one.

Spent half an hour tonight looking for a belt I already had on.
Senility creeps up on you.

Got John McGinlay's autograph the other day. 

I know this makes me sound like I'm about 6 years old but my mum got it for me.

She works in a shop in Horwich and he goes in there occasionally and I gave her a bit of a telling off for not getting it the last time. I'm well happy about it. My favourite player ever! 

Good for you. I was after an autograph of Dick Pym,our keeper in the three 20's finals for ages, and I finally got one a few years ago. Has pride of place on my desk.

I had a match ball signed by the whole team round about the time jay jay, djorkaeff etc where all playing. My mum had a bbq and invited colleagues from work. One of the colleagues kids went in my room, and took it. They played football on the street with it and scratched all the names off. Pissed off isnt the word.

I do still have a match worn and signed per frandsen shirt though
Pride and joy

Welcome home Johnny,now wipe your feet.

I will on the way out

y2johnny wrote:I had a match ball signed by the whole team round about the time jay jay, djorkaeff etc where all playing.  My mum had a bbq and invited colleagues from work.  One of the colleagues kids went in my room, and took it.  They played football on the street with it and scratched all the names off.  Pissed off isnt the word.

I do still have a match worn and signed per frandsen shirt though
 Pride and joy

You soft bastard. You caved after less than 48 hours.

Is no one true to their word on Bolton Nuts?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I had a match ball signed by the whole team round about the time jay jay, djorkaeff etc where all playing.  My mum had a bbq and invited colleagues from work.  One of the colleagues kids went in my room, and took it.  They played football on the street with it and scratched all the names off.  Pissed off isnt the word.

I do still have a match worn and signed per frandsen shirt though
 Pride and joy

You soft bastard. You caved after less than 48 hours.

Is no one true to their word on Bolton Nuts?

Little birdy said you was pining for me.

Plus I'm in magoo territory so need someone to let my family know if i don't make it out alive

Anyway, fook off, its been over 48 hours you utter bellend

Don't worry about Magoo. He's in love.

boltonbonce wrote:Don't worry about Magoo. He's in love.

Hahaha. So i brought my wooly coat for nothing.

y2johnny wrote:Anyway, fook off, its been over 48 hours you utter bellend

When I went off in a sulk I lasted about 6 weeks.

Ponce.